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100frs and 1000frs were best friends. One day they had an accident and both died. On reaching paradise entrance, Angel allowed 100frs to enter freely. So 1000frs asked. My Lord, am I not 10 times more valuable than him? How can he enter while I'm outside? Angel answered. 100frs & his siblings 50frs, 25frs always come to Church and even during Bible studies and prayer meetings, including midweek services but you are always present in parties, restaurants & shopping centre, so disappear, I don't want to see you.
Pls let's help 1000frs to enter Heaven....take him to Church
Sir/ Ma 1000frs is not too much for God sake. Abeg make we try dey put am inside offering boxes
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*PONDER ON THIS*

*1. Do not keep stupid friends all in the name of "No one knows tomorrow." They may not allow you to see that tomorrow, so be very careful.*

*2. Marrying a lady with children doesn't mean you are a fool. A Fool is the biological father that ran away from his responsibility.*

*3. When you care too much, you will be treated as a fool, because they think you can't live without them. Therefore, be wise.*

*4. Marriage has never stopped a man from sleeping around! It takes the grace of God to hold man and the fear of God in him that stops him*

*5. If you want to go far in life, train your heart to accept disappointments, even if it comes from those you trusted. Because every disappointment is blessing.*

*6. A friend who becomes an enemy after a little misunderstanding has been an enemy all along. They were just pretending. So hold yourself.*

*7. My people, stop keeping clothes and shoes for special occasions, start wearing them when you can. Because nowadays, being alive alone is a special occasion.*

*8. If nobody is mocking or criticizing you, it means you are a nobody. No one throws stones at a fruitless tree. Continue to be fruitful.*

*9. If you want to become useless in life, I mean very useless, depend on people.*

*10. When you find out that, no one is correcting you, don't think you are perfect, you are just beyond repair.*

*11. Don't expect me to hate someone just because you hate them. Let me educate you, HATE is not a communicable disease. Suffer your hate virus alone and don't involve me.*

*12. Did you know that, one of the definitions of madness is the act of increasing your speed when you know that you have missed the road, way, direction?*

*Therefore check yourself.*

*creative mind would set you free from all these things"

love is the manipulation of the lips. but when the heart join his riden to that of the lips there would be perfect cross-examination of pure love