PG Valentina

Just a reminder

If you want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.
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Successful Room Tips

In bed, I was asking myself; "What are some of the Secrets to Success in Life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The Roof said, "Aim High." The Fan said, "Be Cool"The Window said, "Expand your Vision." The Clock said, "Every minute is Precious"The Mirror said, "Reflect before you Act." The Calendar said, "Be up to Date." The Door said, "Push hard for your Goals." The Floor said, "Always be down to earth."The Toilet said, "Flush the Bad Habits that will Deter you." The Wall said, "Share other's load." The Wallet said, "Save now for future."Then I looked at the bed and it said, "Cover yourself with blanket and go off to sleep!"

Be wise, and know how you use your bed 🛏️🤣😂🤣

The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow money from them.
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Do you know if you press both of her b***s at the same time, her body takes a screenshot..?? 😂🤣😂

*Q:* What's the one thing you should never do in a relationship? 💌🧏
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a) Lie 😂
b) Cheat 😮
c) Disrespect 😢
d) Manipulate 🙏
e) All of the above ❤️
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*👉 Answer With Emojis ✅*
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I've cut down on sugar level since my Doctor advised me to reduce my sugar intake

My girlfriend is the only sweet treat I'm allowed to have. 😌🤌🏾

You want engagement on your page but you don't engage with others 😆. Don't be unwise

Are FOOTBALLERS LIARs??

People who manage to use 1GB for a whole month needs to add that to their CV as "Data management skills"
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