Dick Johnson Greasy Store

Dick Johnson Greasy Store

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Our products, our mission and our drive stems from a state of mind; no fear and no doubt. Dick. Ylellisiä miesten kosmetiikkatuotteita ja vaatteita.

Luxurious products, combined with attitude, allow a vast audience ranging from the ‘Average Joe’, to the business type that loves to rock! Vakavaa laatua. Ei niin vakavilta miehiltä.

Photos from Dick Johnson Greasy Store's post 08/08/2026

Snake & Skull tee

Won’t make u sweat on a run, in the heat, or while having s*x with ur t-shirt and socks on.
Fast fashion wants to sell you a new tee every few months. We’d rather sell you one that lasts five years.

Probably sh*tty business model but a damn good t-shirt.
Lightweight, breathable and built to last.
MEMBER OF THE CULT

Photos from Dick Johnson Greasy Store's post 08/08/2026

Jesus tee.

It won’t fix ur posture, cure ur loneliness, or make ur ex text back.
But as far as t-shirts go, its f*cking great. Like really.
Made for men who’d rather own one good shirt than three sh*tty ones.
Heavyweight 100% cotton, relaxed fit.
JOIN THE CULT.
These are limited edition btw.

08/08/2026

NEW S**T JUST DROPPED
Premium Dick Johnson tees. Built to fit years and look f*ucking good.
Probably bad for business. Great for you.
LIMITED EDITION
Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

Photos from Dick Johnson Greasy Store's post 07/08/2026

D*ckmouse rating ur bikes part 4 🐭🏍️

06/08/2026

These were taken in streets of Tampere. Where should we come to get ur reactions? Tell us in the comments🤘

04/08/2026

And that’s how he will get them girlfriends.

03/08/2026

We rank everything. What should we rank next??

29/07/2026

Sauna scent aka whiskey & vanilla
Great to hear feedback on our products!

Photos from Dick Johnson Greasy Store's post 26/07/2026

You kept sending motorcycles.
We kept giving unsolicited opinions.

The D*ck Mouse has now reviewed another batch of your pride and joy. 🐭🏍️

Thanks for trusting a diaper-wearing rodent with your emotional wellbeing.

Part 4? What do u think of these bikes? Tell us in the comments!

24/07/2026

We got some new merch incoming!

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