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10/07/2015

A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

07/07/2015

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had s*x with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had s*x with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

06/07/2015

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

04/07/2015

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."

Timeline Photos 03/07/2015

What are some of the benefits of marketing your business on-line, namely marketing your spa on-line? That's a great question and to answer your question we ...

What are some of the benefits of marketing your business on-line, namely marketing your spa on-line? That's a great question and to answer your question we ...

02/07/2015

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Timeline Photos 02/07/2015

Timeline Photos

02/07/2015

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

01/07/2015

What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!

SPA ROLE PLAY | ASMR Binaural | Massage & Facial 30/06/2015

SPA ROLE PLAY | ASMR Binaural | Massage & Facial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRIBGOC2xH0

SPA ROLE PLAY | ASMR Binaural | Massage & Facial ★ Subscribe for Updates: https://goo.gl/3vutcB ★ ASMR Spa Role Play, I’m going to pamper your face with a complete spa experience. Gentle extractions, massag...

30/06/2015

Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "I really think I'm leaving Dad at home next time!"

29/06/2015

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Beautiful Spa Trip with Zoe 28/06/2015

Beautiful Spa Trip with Zoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7k7LYu4qk

Beautiful Spa Trip with Zoe ► Beautiful Spa Trip with Zoe • New Main Video • http://bit.ly/1EhxlY5 • Previous Day • http://bit.ly/1xeY9LT ----------------------------------------­­­­­­-...

26/06/2015

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

24/06/2015

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an as***le!

21/06/2015

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had s*x with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had s*x with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

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