Massage by Chloë

📌 You will always get your full time on the table. I do not include consultation/aftercare advice/chat as part of your appointment (unless you're ludicrously late). That stuff is all for me, so I can do a good job.

📌 I'd rather leave 30 mins between every client than cram in as much as I can, for exactly this reason.

📌 If you're new or if I haven't seen you in a while, I'll probably go over a little bit (SORRY). See above.

📌 I take my time with everything, and that includes admin, so bear with me. I WILL get back to you!

📌 Rather than shooting glossy (not grainy) social media content between treatments, I'm usually writing notes about your hypermobile left shoulder or where you're going on holiday, so I can ask you about it next time.

📌 I don't care if you were out last night, you slam 10 coffees a day and you've never done a stretch in your life, I'm here to work with you, not against you.

📌 I don't have a routine. Every time you see me, it'll be a little bit different because you'll be a little bit different.

📌 I'm not profit motivated. My costs are as low as I can keep them while still paying myself a salary. All I want is a salary I can pay my bills on and still have a wee bit left over for fun stuff.

📌 If you pay the low-income price, I'll never ask for proof. It's at your discretion.

📌 I love massage but I don't live and breathe WELLNESS. It's not that serious. You sore? Stressed? Let's fix it.

STOP hating your stomach! It's the centre of your body, it's where you put all the delicious things, it's soft, it's emotional, it's beautiful.

An abdominal massage can be an incredible complementary aid in getting your digestive system moving.

If you suffer from:

📌 Bloating
📌 Fatigue
📌 Digestive ~♡*DiFfIcUlTy*♡~
📌 Stomach ache
📌 Gut hate 🥹

Ask for some abdominal focus. I PROMISE you'll feel better for it.

Book now, link in bio x

No one talks about how (generic instagram hook) and, unpopular opinion but, (more generic text as sacrifice to our capitalist overlords)!

ANYWAY

📌 Your legs are working constantly.

📌 So many of my clients' aches and pains (especially lower back pain) originate in their legs.

📌 It will amaze you how relaxing it is to have a deep, soothing leg massage.

📌 Want to feel energised? A lil taller? More mobile?

📌 Book now. Link in bio.

The delightfully 70s-living-room studio aesthetic (and how to find it).
📍The Deep End, 21 Nithsdale St, G41 2PZ