Posh Brats Botanicals

Behind an unassuming door and up a narrow flight of ancient stairs lies our new wax room.

Beneath centuries-old rafters and weathered plaster, each candle is still poured slowly by hand, just as it should be.

Old buildings have a way of holding stories. We're simply adding our own.

Welcome to the attic at PB Botanical Apothecary.

Step into the steam and let happiness rise—this isn’t just a shower, it’s a ritual for mood and mind. The Happiness Aromatherapy Shower Steamer is crafted with a mood-brightening blend of essential oils: calming chamomile, uplifting grapefruit, soothing lavender, grounding clary sage, and juicy orange. As the water runs, these botanicals release their scent into the air, transforming your bathroom into a fragrant sanctuary of joy.

Place in the corner of your shower, breathe deep, and let the pure essential oils revive your spirit. It’s an old-world remedy for modern moods—an apothecary moment for busy days and tired hearts. Start your morning with a smile or end the day on a bright note; happiness is only a steamer away.

Hands tell the story of our days, and they deserve the rarest care. This Goat Milk Aloe Honey Hand Cream is a true apothecary’s treasure, crafted in small batches and elevated with precious immortelle essential oil—prized for centuries as the “everlasting” bloom of skin renewal.

Rich, creamy goat milk and golden honey lavish your skin with deep hydration, while aloe vera cools and soothes even the weariest hands. Immortelle—coveted by herbalists from Corsica to Culpeper—adds a whisper of luxury, helping to restore, repair, and protect.

Smooth this sumptuous cream into your hands and cuticles. Let the fragrance carry you to sun-drenched herb gardens and ancient kitchens where botanicals were cherished above gold. Skin is left soft, luminous, and veiled in an exclusive bouquet of immortelle, honey, and creamy milk.

When the day draws to a close and skin longs for comfort, Sweet Dreams Magnesium Body Butter is your nightly ritual in a jar. Inspired by the wisdom of herbalists and the pages of Culpeper’s ancient texts, this rich, velvety butter melts into the skin, releasing a symphony of magnesium and time-honoured botanicals.

Lavender calms the spirit and soothes tired muscles. Chamomile weaves a gentle hush over body and mind. Cedarwood and sandalwood anchor you in woodland serenity, while vetiver, bergamot, and ylang-ylang unfurl their soft, dreamy bouquet. Magnesium, nature’s quiet relaxant, melts tension away and nourishes your skin from dusk ‘til dawn.

Massage generously over arms, legs, and shoulders as darkness falls. Let the botanical balm soften your skin, the lore-infused scent quiet your thoughts, and the wisdom of old-world apothecaries guide you into peaceful, restorative sleep.

As dusk falls and the world softens, enter a chamber touched by centuries of herbal wisdom. Sweet Dreams Magnesium Aromatherapy Pillow Mist is crafted for those who cherish the quiet power of botanicals—an apothecary blend woven with magnesium and ancient sleep herbs.

Lavender stands as the guardian of calm, soothing restless minds with every breath. Chamomile—gentle comforter since antiquity—softens anxious edges and invites tranquility. Cedarwood and sandalwood ground the spirit, rooting you to peace as night deepens. Vetiver, bergamot, and ylang-ylang join in subtle harmony, a floral-woodland hush to settle your soul.

Mist lightly across linen or pillow and let your senses drift to a garden at midnight, where plant lore and magnesium cradle you into tranquil, restorative sleep. Let the wisdom of the past guide you softly to dreams.