Ugwu Cynthia II
Lifestyle/ comedy
I will send you money if you arrange this statement👇
“Don’t money your I need”
I dey sing alone in my house...Another voice joined me.I stop.
The voice continue.
I pack load that day🥹
I dey argue alone for my room...
Suddenly voice answer me:
"You dey mad?
Wait... who talk??
Who is ready for the next weekly challenge?
12/04/2026
Happy Sunday everyone
"I mute group chat make I rest..."
Morning, 200 messages. Last message say:
"We agree say na you go do am."
Do wetin???😭
I dey argue alone for my room...
Suddenly voice answer me:
"You dey mad? You dey lose."
Wait... who talk??😳
11/04/2026
2:17AM… na the last time my best friend ever come online.
I still remember that night clear. Rain dey fall small small. Light don go, everywhere just quiet.
I text am:
“Girl you don reach house?”
Few minutes later…
✔✔ Blue tick.
But reply?Nothing.
I think say maybe network wahala or she don sleep.So I just ignore am.Next morning, I call am
Phone ring… nobody pick. Afternoon—I call again. Same thing. By evening, I don dey worry.
Because this girl no be that kind person wey go ignore me.
Day 2… Her number off. Day 3… Still off. That na when fear start. One week later, we hear say…
Dem see one acc!dent for express road that same night. And one of the victims… Look like the Girl But body bun well well—nobody fit confirm. Since that day…Nobody ever see am again.No burial. No confirmation. Just silence.
I try move on. Even though e no easy. Then 3 months later… For midnight…My phone vibrate.
I check. Unknown number. The message say:
“You no suppose text me that night.” My body just cold. Because…That number…Na Her number.I reply: “Who be this?”
Typing…
Typing…
Typing…
Then e stop. Another message enter: “If you value your l!fe no reply again.” Since that day…
Every night… 2:17AM sharp…My phone go light.
And the same message go appear:
“I dey see you.”
But last night…
E change.
The message say:
“Tonight, I go visit you.”
😳
“If you be me… you go sleep for that house tonight… or run?”😭
My phone storage dey fight me😭
"Storage full"
But I still need that one video from 2018
10/04/2026
My uncle think say I be bank🥹
"Send me small thing"
Small thing = my whole salary😂
10/04/2026
My pikin embarrass me for public and I still pay school fees😭
Story:👇
Teacher say "Who be your role model?"
My son shout: "My mummy, because she dey shout pass everybody!"
Class laugh. I just dey smile like mad person😩😂
09/04/2026
I try be calm parent but my village people say no 😭
I say I go dey talk calmly to my child.
Sweetheart, don’t do that…
Next 2 minutes:
“ARE YOU MAD???” 😩
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