The Daily Focus Newspaper

Fridge is the short form of REFRIGERATOR so where did the D in fridge come from ?

Teacher: How do we convert kilometers to meters??
Backbencher: We remove KILO 😎😅🙌🏾

Why do people contribute more when someone dies than when that same person is fighting for their life in hospital?

Hela na mkojo zote haja,Ila hela ndio haja kubwa

I only spend ksh 600 per month on food,, because I only eat when I feel dizzy. Most of the weekends I attend funerals and weddings, it saves alot.😅🤣

So when are you planning to stop accounting your fuliza limit as part of your mpesa balance

Nikupatie ksh1,000 usiku wa leo utafanyia aje?

I have just realized that’s most Kenyas Don’t turn the iron off
They just unplug it from the socket

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Philip Maingey