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🤣 ♻️ MORNING LAUGHTER (😂🔥)

1️⃣ If you don ever throw your tooth 🦷 on top roof…
So another one go grow 😭😂
👉 Abeg gather here make we laugh together

2️⃣ She fall in love with electrician ⚡
Now whole family shock 😳
👉 Love don finally shock dem 😂

3️⃣ You don ever fine reach level wey…
You no wan go house 😭
👉 Because never enough people don see you 😂

4️⃣ Some guys dey lie professionally:
👉 “Baby I see my future kids in your eyes”
Oga… you see school fees, pampers and Golden Morn too?? 😭😂

5️⃣ Soldier fit kpai 100 people get peace…
You just do one small thing… sleep no go come 😭😂
👉 Life no balance abeg

6️⃣ Na Adam cause our English problem:
God: “Adam where are you?”
Adam: “I am naked” 😭😂

7️⃣ All these “Can you slap me for 10 million?” people…
With this economy…
👉 I fit exchange you for bread + mineral 😭😂

8️⃣ Pidgin na special language:
Question: Light dey?
Answer: Light dey! 😂

9️⃣ That childhood moment…
You sleep afternoon… wake evening…
👉 Still greet “Good morning” 😭😂

🔟 Dear God 🙏
Bless the person reading this with unexpected miracle ❤️

😂😂😂

Final talk:
If you laugh and no react…
You dey do undercover work 😭😂

Drop the one wey finish you 😂👇
Local Boy

A Kenyan lady has sparked online reactions after allegedly saying that she cannot risk having a child until Ruto leaves office.

Ni ngumi ya nani mzito Kati ya Majembe na Mbavu Destroyer ??? 😂😂😂