Misto Barbershop

I notice everything. I just say nothing.

1 - “I’ve been using that shampoo you recommended”
You haven’t. You’re still using the 3 in 1 your mum buys in bulk. I can tell before I’ve even picked up the clippers.

2 - “My hair grows really slow”
It doesn’t. You just stopped noticing because you see it every day. I see you every four weeks. It grows at a completely normal speed.

3 - “I don’t really use any product”
So your hair just does that by itself. The pillow styled it. Sure mate.

4 - “I’ll leave you a review”
You said that last time. And the time before. Still waiting. It’s fine. We still love you.

5 - “I’ll be back in three weeks”
See you in seven. Same as always. We’ll be here. We’re always here.

Castle Street Swansea. Walk-ins 7 days a week.

Follow if you’ve said at least one of these today.

Every single one of you has used at least one of these.

1 - « I’ve been really busy »
You watched four hours of football on Sunday. You were not too busy. You just didn’t prioritise it.

2 - « I was going to go last week »
No you weren’t. You thought about it for thirty seconds while brushing your teeth and then forgot about it completely.

3 - « It’s not that bad »
It is that bad. That’s why you’re wearing a cap indoors. Indoors mate.

4 - « I’ll wait until it grows out a bit more »
It has grown out. That’s the problem. That’s literally the whole problem right there.

5 - « My mate cuts it for me sometimes »
Your mate is not a barber. I can see that your mate is not a barber. Let’s not speak about what your mate has done and just move forward.

6 - « I don’t really need it that often »
You do. You just can’t see it because you look at yourself every day. I see you every four weeks. Trust me. You need it that often.

7 - « I was going to sort it myself »
Please don’t sort it yourself. Come in. We’re open seven days a week. There is no reason to sort it yourself.

Castle Street Swansea. Walk-ins 7 days a week.

Follow if you’ve used at least one of these today.