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Our black soaps are the mildest..,yet super effective.!!🔥🔥

No, this isn't ice cream. This is , our specially formulated Brightening Body Butter😍😍. You can never go wrong with Shea butter💃💃. Formulated for Body use only.

Study to show thyself approved; a workman that needs not to be ashamed...
Thank you dear Aunty💕💕

Most whitening products thin out the skin. Once you scratch or stretch the thinned skin, it breaks and Stretch marks results.

I had been dealing with mild but lingering hyperpigmentation since Uni because apart from being left behind at Mahadi's Senate, the Zaria sun had dealt me a heavy facial blow. I didn't know what suncreens were at the time.

Years after(I think 2018 or so), I found a ginseng based facial product which was gently fading away the marks. Over a period of about 9 months, the dark areas consistently got better.
Then I met this 'organic cream seller'.
I told her my facial history.
She told me I was wasting too much time.
Hers would do the job in 7 days.
Her words were smooth and convincing.
Her face was flawless or so it seemed at the time.. because my own brain cells were halfway suspended; I had just eaten Amala and Ewedu.
I paid her 7k for the tiny face cream. Money I was keeping for fuel.
First day I used it, I got to my workplace and my face felt hot for hours.
I assumed it was because I had fought with all my staff that morning.
A week later, that's the picture of part of my face. I am ashamed to post the full photo.

I called Aunty Organic for help and she went.." Ene, how far?... kfkfkfkddkd fldjdjdjdhsh wwksjdjdjsjdss jjjjgdhdhsbh hdhdbshsbsbs..'"

Me: Premium 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙆🙆🙆🙆

Lesson... Hebrews 6:12... PATIENCE(time paced consistency) mixed with faith is key to hitting your goals in life including Skin Goals. Stay away from sharp sharp results. I will explain more over time.

Kindly take PATIENCE out to the gym and Exercise her when treating the ff:
•Melasma•Acne•Hyperpigmentation
In short, every skin condition.

Our new batch is here!!💃💃💃

Have you fed your face today?

You won't believe that after all the work I did, this thing almost poured when I was trying to take this photo inside flower😭. Pandemic be rearing it's head everywhere.!🤦

Anyway, this is an Acne and dark spot removal formulation.
It is a salicylic acid based Toner/Cleanser with low percentage Lactic acid(as chemical exfoliant); Green tea, Rose and Neem(locally called Dogoyaro) extract amongst others.
These will dry up Acne as well as effortlessly smoothen the face via rapid skin cells' turnover.
The soothing Aloe extract will not only calm your irritation, but also act as a humectant(moisture attracting).
Your face will do very well.💕

This comes packaged in 100ml spray bottle size for N2,500(two thousand five hundred naira). We have four bottles left.

To use, simply spray onto cotton wool AFTER bath and clean all over face and neck.

For best results, use with our Methylsulfonylmethane based Acne Cream and Cinnamon Face soap.

Face Food Base.

Look at my beloved notebook at the background.. the pages of that book is a mass of scribbles. The mental work that goes into proper formulations is second to none.
I can never be scared of NAFDAC or any regulatory body anywhere in the world because I can defend my work anytime.

But just in case, this a general description summary in no particular order..

-Distilled Water
-Emulsifier(tego care lotion pro)
-Co-emulsifier
-Emollients (non comedones)
-Allantoin
-propane -1,3- Diol
-Disodium-Ethylenediaminetetraacetate(EDTA)
-Dimethicon
- Alpha Tocopherol(Vit E)
-Astaxanthan
-Broad spectrum preservative.

Do anything you want to do with the list if you understand it. Today na friday🚶🚶🚶

MethylsulfonylMethane 💕
Beta Hydroxy Acid.😍

Acne, we are ready for you!!!💯

Last week I was in the market.
I am a market girl.
This girl comes in asking for someone whom I shall call Mr X..
She had probably been referred to him..
Her skin looks sort of like wrongly grated irish potatoes..
Mr X isn't around.. probably travelled..
My Ibo brothers are smart...
They quickly make series of hushed calls and a Mr X impersonator shows..
Babe with wrongly grated skin is telling Mr X impersonator that she damaged her skin from an "organic" cream she bought..
Oga impersonator is listening aptly..
Now he's pulling a myriad of products off the shelf for her.. scrubs, peeling products, steroid based products...🙆
I am legit scared for her skin. Very scared. Worried.
The store isn't his but he is acting like he owns it.. He even barks orders at one of the sales boys.
The price of everything he gives her is double the original price..
He tells her lots of testimonies... They are fables.. premium folktales..
I try to pick up a conversation with her..
She ignores me. I am probably too small for her😥..
My heart aches for her future grief...
I try again to say hello..
She looks at me and ignores me. Again.
Mr X impersonator glares at me..
Now I'm scared of getting slapped..
I do not know so much physical combat..
Last time I tried in primary one, my opponent turned best friend beat me..
I told everyone it was because I had not had lunch.
Nowadays, I have decided to only indulge in the Good Fight of Faith..
And so Mr X impersonator made a spoil of this aunty.
She parted with about 40k almost with tears..
How else could I have communicated to her that a nourishing fruit based Oil such as our Wonder Oil or a Butter of not more than 5k could have flawlessly repaired her body?

Now she's gone and Mr X impersonator and his Accomplices are splitting the 18,500 profit they made off her..
Gaskiya we that are normal in this country in this Buhari regime are not up to 5.🚶🚶