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07/09/2025
@ mass this morning
Everybody don sidon,
My graceful self sef don sidon,and the mass begins
When the priest enters and starts the introductory rites, the church entrances are sealed.
It means that ndi biara late, which is almost inevitable in this Parish,will hang by the doors till the introductory rite is over.
That is the order of Mass.
When the priest is done and the first reading is about to take place, the entrances are unsealed and parishioners will get to come in and seat.
At this point, people usually rush to get seats, you supposed know how Nigerians be with rushing, my parish is not also exempted for that behavior
Now to the story...
Two rows in front of me, a man stood (nwoke marama ) with the rest of us.
Two seconds later, he is looking at his phone,side bears screaming cute and well cut
Two seconds later, he is touching the lady sitting next to him, pointing at her bag and at his plastic chair, everybody who saw this could decode the meaning as a sharp Nigerian
The lady nodded, placed her bag on the chair and the man hurriedly left, looking at his phone.
Two seconds later, rites were concluded and the doors, unsealed.
There was rush and late commers, scrambled to get seats.
Two seconds later, a fine lady entered that row and went to sit on the plastic chair the man got up from.
I could see the owner of the purse telling her that someone sits there but she just took the purse, threw at the owner, sat down and arranged herself well.
Two secons later, the man came back.
First reading was going on.
He was perplexed...looked at the purse lady like she had betrayed him...the lady just shook her head and muttered some words i didn't hear.
He turned to the lady on his chair and told her he sat there but only stepped out.
She didn't even look at him or talk to him...she kept looking at the altar.
The man was the only one, standing in front of the whole congregation,at this point iwere don already dey catch me for the man chai....
Two secons later, i saw the priest looking towards him...everyone, their eyes, rested on him.
He talked to her again and she pretended he wasn't there...she was looking at the lay reader, reading,at this point again I wish I could throw slap from where I was seating to the self absorbing bit ,na Christian I be,no be jew
Well, to my shock and the shock of the rest of us the next thing we saw, OGA just adjusted his senator well, like the way Men do when they want to sit.
He is quite bulky.
He turned around, sat on her laps, leaned back and pressed her into the plastic chair with his body.
The lady started screaming.
2 seconds everywhere burst!
Me: you thought you won,some of us has been crowned long B4 you became a bitc #
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03/06/2025
THE EDO GIRL
The Edo Girl is an epitome of beauty
The real artefact of piety
Soul fierced, yet heavenly
Bronze finely casted
Thy chest divinely beaded
Adesuwa! my mother called
My feet moved,my ears stood
Look my child
You hold the crown that maketh wealth
Guide your shield, guard your heart
Her words,an enticing sword I took
Strength believing to look
I have got a pearl here
I will conquer my fear
Even if there's a tear
Omonogie!
I couldn't hold the tear
Hug so tight
My heart skipped a beat
I poured my heart
I spoke,they called me too loud
I read their eyes,they said am on cloud
Then I drew out my sword,they said "witch"
My strength simmered into the night
They whispered "lady of the night"
My body understands the rhythm whole
They called me a w***e
Oh! I only wanted to show
The excellence beneath my shaw
The fight was against poverty,not my
Identity
A heart of hatred they have sewn
Do not ignite,I will burn
Akpoko na pepper,do not spray
Never lazy
I only wore my armoury
- Your loved ones are typically unaware of the full extent of your daily challenges and professional strain. - Similarly, your workplace is not informed about your personal life's complexities and circumstances. - Friends, colleagues, and loved ones often fail to grasp the breadth of your responsibilities. - Even after explanation, your partner may still expect unconditional love and support, without fully comprehending your pressures.
blossom tulip 🖊️🌷
31/03/2024
Daughter of the risen Lord
Asa nwan jesu
Happy Easter peeps
02/03/2024
1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall of trees when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building when it is already built?
5. When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes
it?
6. “I Love You” is not a question then why does it need an
answer?
7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?
8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
9. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?
Are you also confused??
Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own water.
Trees don't eat their own fruit. The Sun doesn't produce heat for itself and the moon never goes on a honeymoon.
Living for Others is the Rule of Nature. Be each others keeper and God will reward you abundantly.
Always sleep with a clean heart. Erase all the bad that happened in the day. Forgive those who've hurt you. Repent and always remember The Almighty God.
God bless you all
blossom tulip 🖊️
22/09/2023
If been careful is "a person"
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