Riddles and jokes Gwamgwamgwam

I can't wait to watch Triple H vs Anthony Joshua in this WWE Summer Slam because there fight last time is very terrible 🤣

My neighbor's 4year old child came back from school today and started telling her grandma what his teacher taught him and it goes like this when I reach at 4 , you respond before before you be monkey one one , you be monkey two two you be monkey three three now she now said to the grandma you be monkey the grandma responded before before 🤣🤣

By tomorrow I'm going to learn how to drive trailer so don't come out🤣🤣🤣

I want to learn trailer driving tomorrow everybody should clear for road, because my brake dey do brake and quench🤣

I'm going to learn how to drive trailer tomorrow let nobody come out.

Happy new month to everyone,this November must nourish and favour you , believe and say Amen🙏🙏🙏

Drum stretched by God that doesn't burst , what am I ?

I prefer sleeping on the floor rather than this got stolen

Riddles: you will buy me to eat but never eat me , what am I ?