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I knew it the minute Naira Marley was named the *kini* of NDLEA, we were in for a roller coaster of troubles 😞

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INTERNAL HOME MEMO

FROM: FATHER

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

CC: MOTHER

DATE: August 14, 2023

SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION

Due to the current economic situation, the hike in prices of goods and commodities and non increment in salary, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted.

1. The KITCHEN and all PANTRIES are declared RESTRICTED Zones. Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon submission of written request.

2. BREAKFAST is BANNED. This matter cannot be discussed!

3. Such food items as RICE, BEANS, chicke2n, BUTTER, EGGS, BREAD and MILK are RESTRICTED. Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation.

4. BOILING of WATER is HIGHLY PROHIBITED and bathing in the morning is limited to 5 liters of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is BANNED unless there are medical reasons.

5. All SECURITY LIGHTS should be REMOVED with immediate effect. All dependants shall abide by an ALL NIGHT GUARD DUTY roster I shall make available shortly.

6. NO dependant shall ENTERTAIN FRIENDS INDOORS, and any attempt to offer them FOOD, DRINKS or even MUSIC will attract severe PUNISHMENT. All guests shall be entertained with WATER ONLY and those who want their guests to listen to music shall SING for them.

7. No one is allowed to TALK to officials from POLICE, COUNCIL or COURT BAILIFFS; doing so shall carry an instantaneous PENALTY of EJECTION from the House.

8. Anybody who BREAKS a GLASS, FURNITURE or any other PROPERTY in the house, shall immediately have to seek TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT somewhere to earn MONEY to REPLACE such broken item(s).

9. All VISITORS intending to spend a NIGHT/WEEK or more shall APPLY in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their town MAYOR, VILLAGE HEAD or CHIEF IMAM giving convincing reasons why they can't STAY IN THEIR HOMES. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away at the gate upon arrival

THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!

Signed:

DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs and Head of the House.
Regards.

When you enter into a relationship with someone or a group of people, you have just opened a love account, Romantic relationship, friendship, colleagues, parents - child , siblings, employee and employer etc .

Kind and good behaviors ( love works ) makes deposits and bad attitude or behaviors makes withdrawals .

If you want your relationship with people to work do more deposits and fill up your love account, with that person ( remember actions and reactions are equal and opposite) my chemistry scholars will understand, when there's lots of withdrawals it will lead the relationship into deficit, you and I know what it means for your account to be in Red , these are the problems

The next time you complain about somebody, ask yourself how much deposits have I made in that relationship .

Monday morning food for thought ❤️

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