Alhaji Chief

First class op lector

Good morning students, today we are learning English.

First question:

Why is "QUEUE" having five letters but only one person is making the sound?

Who she's put all those silent letters there?

English language she's hiding information from us.😃

Assignment:
Find the remaining letters and bring them tomorrow. 😂🤣

Some people have already guessed my announcement. She's a bery intelligent people but please stop guessing.

She's disturbing my surprise unto mysep especially those op you saying English.

Who she's tell you? 😂🤣

I don't want to announce before the government before she'll start calling me "over sabi girl who she's calling her master darling"😂🤣

I have finally discovered my hidden talent. I have been doing it since childhood but nobody noticed it. Even mysep, she didn't notice it.

Tomorrow she'll expose myself unto you. 😂🤣

If you don't understand, don't worry. Me too, she's still trying to understanding it. 😂🤣

You're not just a caring brother, that's an understatement, you're a remarkable gift of life and joy, a hope for the future. Cheers to greater days ahead 🥂

My WAEC result she's still somewhere but I'm suspecting my goat because she's gone po a womanizing journey to see his broke girlfriend who has been hungry po days.😂

I have been looking for it since morning because she's wanting to use it for something bery important.

When I find it, English language she'll respect me. 😂🤣

If you don't understand, don't worry.

Me too, she's still trying to understanding it. 😂🤣

I have called another meeting of myself today.
My brain was present, my body was present, my common sense was absent.

The meeting was very successful. 😂🤣

Something is wrong...

Something is happening to me these days. I am no longer comfortable with my current department.

Every morning my brain she's telling me,
Alhaji, we need change.

I don't know who she's advising me, My brain or my kidney🤔😂🤣

I have started preparing myself for tomorrow's announcement.

I have even iron my brain. Please don't ask me what is going on because your question can spoil the surprise.

Tomorrow she's coming. 😂🤣

If you have idea what I'm about to announce, keep it to yourself. 😂

I have decided to make one shocking announcement.

Good morning everybody, I have called emergency meeting of myself.

After serious consultations with my brain,
I have decided to make one shocking announcement

Tomorrow by the grace of misunderstanding,
I will address the nation.

Please come with your notebook.😀😂