Osas Uhunmwangho

I don't blame mosquito I taste good

I will never understand Nigerians in Europe doing Tinubu till 2031

If the country is good why don’t you travel back and live with us.

When they stole my phone at the CBT center during my 300L first semester's exam, my eyes fes blur 😭😭
I call my papa say make e help me pray say make the person no get peace of mind until he return am...
Guess what?

I later discovered that about 20 phones were stolen...
Nobody tell me before I carry my sister phone go repair am 😂😂😂

If una don break up, try Dey tell us, Our wife nearly stone my head today 😭

We gather beat thief e reach my turn thief dey tell me say him don mark my face 😂🤦‍♂️

na once I start to beg community chairman make we k!ll am e no gree😂😭

If bandit come my school security no go allow dem enter cuz dem no comb their hair 😂

So it's true,a man's hand size is the same size with his d!ck?

I pity snails a lot. A male snail can be coming back home from work, and a human nonchalantly pick it and drop it where it will have to trek the whole weekend to get home. Now he’s going to spend the rest of his life trying to explain to his family how he was abducted by a giant, teleported to a utopian parallel universe, and then left there.

What if I tell you that this person lost this 39 million 😂

My Oga is an APC supporter.

In his statement, "I am a Yoruba man and a Muslim, and I will never vote for any other person who is not a Yoruba man"

Today, he complained that the money he spends on fuel, diesel and Nepa is too much, that is he is tired. "How long will I keep buying fuel 80k to 100k every week. Diesel is too expensive to power a generator in the house"

I walked in majestically to tell him that 2027 is around the corner and HE Peter Obi and Kwankwaso are the solution.

He said "over his dead body" and I answered premium suffering loading......

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