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SOME PEOPLE CAN LIE O
Infact enh some people baptismal name should be IROLABI(born liar)

So it happens that I've got some souvenir delivery for this weekend, I dashed out very early so as to beat up traffic, but guess what...

Yes you guess right, lagos no dey disappoint,

As we are approaching dat dumping area in Ojota, yes that area that they use to dump lagos refuse(abi waste product),,,,, afi gbam! we enter am, yes the almighty Lagos traffic.

We were stucked in that awful odour for like 15min, no movement😓. Ha! fada lawd🙆

I was thinking inside of me that rapture should just take place now, at least to escape this hell of a smell.

Before I knew it, Fiam❕ road clear and the bus started moving again
Somebody shout Hallaluyah 💃

Next bus stop, one passenger came down from the bus and a guy enter🕴️
I'm my mind, omoh this guy is damn cute, black and tall, full bearded, broad chest with sixteen packs, nice hair cut with cooperate dress.

People of god you won't believe what happened next🥺

As he sat beside me I perceived one kain powerful odour like Omi Iru(locust water) or lemme say Omi Ege(farmented cassava water).
I was like fada lawd, what the heck is happening today bayi🤷

Driver asked for money and guy man stretched fort his hand like dis...HAA‼️

See I'm not exaggerating here, what oozzed out of that guy armpit can send someone to the other side of life. aswear

Passengers:🤭🤭🤭🤭
:😷😷😷
:👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻
As I was about to practice my fainting skill cos I couldn't withstand it any longer🥴
my church mind just whisper to me: Grace,
I say Un...

: Can you come to the rescue before everybody suffocate in this bus?, remember the journey is still far.

I say how🤷
: Open your bag and do the needful

Immediately, my brain open and I quickly composed myself, I initiated a conversation with the guy:

Me: Hi my name is Fola
Guyman: (smile) I'm Eric, HR manager at XYZ holding and logistics.
Me: Fantabulous (in my mind, I look am with one kain bombastic side eye) you look so cute and calm.

He adjusted his shirt round the neck and started blushing 🤩

Guyman: oh really
Me : yea, so what brands of Oud are you wearing? I mean your perfume
Guyman: em em I uses jdhdbdudj secret caerebbean, I got it the last time I went to Dubai

Yeeeeeeeh!! Muleeee!!!
Somebody shouted from the back, some of the passenger bursted out laughing but guyman no understand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me:😳
How can you say you're using a designer perfume and still be smelling like oku eku (dead rat) bayi🤷.

awon elei, cooperate IROLABI, mogbefunyin o💪

Long story cut short jare, I sha open my bag and showed him some nice flora fragrance,
I opened the bottles and sweet aura filled the air.. everybody got rescued from his awlful smell and I also made some cool cash😀.

I also explain to our guyman how to properly used oil perfumes for a long lasting scent.

Gbam! mission accomplished ☑️

I'm going for delivery jare, catch yaa later
IRE O🙌

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