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BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?
PRØSTITÚTE: I'm going to the Mørtüary.
BIKE MAN: Sørry it's láte, I can't drop you
there except you pay me 3000 naira.
PRØSTITÚTE: No prøblem, when we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the Mørtüary, the
prøstitúte said, "Wait here a second, let me
go get you the money."
When the man waited for an hour without
seeing the prøstitúte, he decided to go in
search of her. He pūshed open the gate of
the Mørtüary a little bit, took some steps in,
before noticing someone, who appêâred to
be the Mørtüary attendant, loungíng
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place,
she asked me to wait for her to go inside
and get the money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I
don't know what you are talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided to stay
and wait for the lady. The attendant
thought for a while and asked him to follow
him into the Mørtüary room. When they got
there:
ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick beside
him, and points it towards the bodies) If
you know you entered a bike and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it
out or else I will bêât all of you with this
stick!
Quickly, one of the de@d bodies raised up
her hand and threw the money at the bike
rider.🤔🙆🙆 THE BIKE MAN FAĪNTED 😭😭

If you were the bike man, what will you do?
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Let's talk about the main issue in our country

An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow #5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using
a #30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a #5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the #5,000 and the interest, which comes to #150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ' #5,000'.
The IGBO man replies: Where else in
LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only #150.41 and expect it to be there when I return

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