mummy bright

If I had given this man serious advice, shame for don finish me yesterday. 😂 He said marriage was over, wife was this and that… Yesterday, I saw him with the same wife, looking like newlyweds. Her two legs were on his laps. 😭 I just said within myself, “Thank you, Jesus, for making me only say ‘pray about it.’” 🤣

I prepared my rice, covered the pot and went to watch TV. 😂
30 minutes later, I entered the kitchen to check my food… only to realize the gas was never on! 😭
The rice was just soaking peacefully like it was on vacation. 🤣

The way motherhood has turned me into a professional bombom washer, I deserve a uniform and ID card. 😭😂”

My phone was ringing, and I was ignoring everybody.
Then I saw “Credit Alert.”
I answered the next call with, “Hello, my dear! How are you?” 😂
Who say m0ney no good? 💰

God Tried to Warn Me 😂
My day started badly, but God was dropping signs everywhere.
My first thought was, “Maybe I should just stay home.”
I ignored it. 😂
Then everything started delaying me—traffic, my slippers, even my phone decided to misbehave.
God was practically shouting, “MY CHILD, GO BACK!” 😭😂
But me? I said, “I must go. I have already made up my mind.”
I eventually came back home with a problem so big that I sat down quietly and remembered every single warning from that morning.
I just said, “God, I have learnt my lesson.”
Because honestly, sometimes when your spirit says ‘don’t go,’ don’t let stubbornness become your travel companion. 😂😭

Dating a stam'merer is like,
asking, “Where are you going?” and getting the answer next week. 😭😂

I saw a man buying expensive food for his dog.
I asked, “Sir, how much is the dog food?”
He said, “₦25,000.”
I looked at the dog 😂😭
The dog looked at me like, “Please, face your destiny.” 😂
This life no balance. 😭😂

If yesterday was somehow, today must be somehow better. 😂❤️
Good morning guys!

I went to the market and asked the woman:
“How much is this?”
She said, “₦25000
I said, “Sister, I'm not buying it. I just want to know the price
She said:
“Then why did you make me waste my ₦25000 price?” 😭😂

My friend said, “He’s not a ba'd person. He only becomes violent when he’s angry.”
I said, “So you’re dating two people—him and his anger?” 😂😭
She laughed and said, “Maybe.”
I said, “Sister, when the warning signs are shouting, don’t turn up the music.” 😂