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Afternoon jokes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
1. Am not always comfortable staying with short girls, what if I step on their head and they die👹😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Married woman should stop posting beautiful pictures on social media. Why advertising goods that are no longer in the market 😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 🚶🚶🚶

3. Do you know that the meaning of NIN is Nigeria Is Nonsense!
Am still waiting for them to block my SIM🤓🤓

4. Why Nigeria maths teachers are always ugly😉😉
With their face like quadratic equation😇😇
🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

5. Welcome to Nigeria, where you will see a mad man controlling traffic, and normal people are obeying 🙆🙆🏃😆😭. Confuse country 😛😛. Who slapped me?🙄

7. If i promised to stand by you...Abeg no vex, I want to sit down, Leg don dey pain me🥺🥺
🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

8. 👶:dad why do people uses condoms
👨:To avoid things like you🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

9.. Having a short girl in bed will always be funny to me 'cause when you lift her leg it will always be like you're changing a baby's diaper. 😂😂😂

10 Wen a Jehovah witness man
Want to have s*x with his wife
He will be like sister Esther
Open your umbrella let Jehovah have his way 😂 😂😆😆😆 follow for more

1)I was watching a comedy on my phone In the church during deliverance section and i laugh out loud. Now ushers are holding me, pastor is asking me "Who are you in this body?"*

*Which kind wahala be this 😩

2)I would really love to take at least 4 people from this group out for dinner today*😃
*But my problem now is, Can they drink garri in public?*😁🙆🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️

3) Until a man oats your bride price, you're still single😛 Some engagements are subscriptions to free browsing 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

4) U won collect bread on credit... u still dey ask if na today own 🍞

🙄😒🤣

5) Aunty So for fornication u get mind dey bill person 50k haba🙄😒
Something wey God go still punish person for

6) I thought I know all se.x style*
*Which one is baby stand as if you want to vote for whitemoney 🙆*

7)At the age of 18, you are using Gennicure 4 4 2 and La Vet to make it tight, my sister; at the age of 25, I think you would have to use safety pins and super glue😂😂😂💔💔💔🔥🔥

8)E be like say we go restart this month oo , I don do small mistake*

9)So you and your 90k dog never see food chop since morning 🤣💔*

10)After breaking your heart, I will still check on you , because doctors check on their patients 🤣*

11)On judgement day I don't want to stress God;*

*Once I just hear my name, I will humbly start walking towards the direction of Hell until God calls me back 😩*

12)Another year is about to end and someone is still short😂💔*

13)Are you going through alot? Pls go through it, its your turn.*

*And if you're asking "God why me?" Abeg who should it be then?🙄*

14)Na When You Enter University You Go Know Say You Only Fine For Una Area😆* 😆

15)As u dey advice me,Try dey do Transfer*😏😏

*E no easy to turn a new leaf*



16)them say make I come buy Eye glasses for 75k.*🙄🙄🙄🙄
*Wetin I wan See again wey jagaban government never show me*🤦‍♂️

17)Am single and still the government is not even doing anything about it* 😒☹️

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Reasons why there can't be superheros in Nigeria 🤗🤗😂😂

Real😂😂🙂🙂😍🤗

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