Laugh till you pee

*I followed my mom to the pharmacy*

When we arrived, I saw my classmate Ebuka.

Me: Mom, look! That's Ebuka I've been telling you about, the boy who always comes first in our class.

My mom: Wow, he looks smart too. Call him over for me, please.

Me: (calls Ebuka and greeted him)

My mom: My son has told me a lot about you. Your brilliance is what I admire the most. Please, can you guide him so he can be as brilliant as you are?

Ebuka: That's not a problem, ma.

My mom: Alright, take care. We came here to buy some drugs. Felix isn't feeling too strong. What brings you here?

Ebuka: I came to buy Postinor 2 and c0nd0m ma.

My mom: For your parents, right?

Ebuka: No, for myself.

My mom: (turning to me) Felix, you said he's your classmate and...?

Me: And my best frien……

My mom:

Yesterday I texted my ex "hi" she quickly apdated her status "doing good without you "see this girl I don't know who told her that I want her back?? I just wanted to tell her that I saw her father in town wearing my cap that she took 😏😎

I was in the toilet so my friend sent a XxX video, then I played the video, there was no sound so I increased the volume to highest but still no sound. So anyway I watched it for 6 minutes until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room. Now my family and guests are waiting for me to come out😑
Now, I am still in the toilet for the past 5 days 😭

That is why i always tell people to desist from alcohol. My neighbor got
Drunk yesterday and he was dancing to my generator sound. When i put off the Gen he walked up to me and asked who sang the song???

I told him is Yamaha featuring petrol
He said wow! Those two musician are good

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I remind me of the day back then in 1880, I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "you will walk." I didn't bother because I knew I was not lam€. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I coudn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare behold I walked..😂

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I’M NO LONGER A VIRGIN” 😭

A little girl told her parents😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The family was at the dining table. The little
10-year-old girl wasn't eating and had her
head bowed down with nose in her plate….
After a few moments, she said, “I’ve
something to tell you people”
Silence around the table with cold chill
running down the spin of both patents.
*“I’m no longer a virgin”,* and she begins to
cry.😭😭😭😭😭
A long silence again.
And then, the father angrily screamed at his
wife, “It’s your fault! Always dressed and made
up like a pr******te!
Do you think you are setting a good example
for your daughter? You see now? That’s how
problems arrive”
The wife, in turn yelled at her husband:
“What about you? Are you setting a good
example? Wasting your salary on s***s who
sometimes even accompany you to your
doorstep! Are you setting a good example for
your 10-year-old daughter?”
The father continued
“And her elder sister, that good-for-nothing,
With her rasta man of a boyfriend, Who is
always found with her in all the hotels. Do you
believe she is setting a good example for her
younger sister?”
And the recriminations went on and on and on….
The grandmother touches the shoulder of the
little grand daughter to console her And asks
her :
“Well, my little girl, how did it happen?”
And the little girl replies while stifling her
sobs:
"Its our sunday school teacher"
The grandmother asked:
“What do you mean, by ''it is your sunday school?”
The little girl said:
"He chose another girl to be Virgin Mary in the Christmas play. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💃😂😂

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🤣🤣LAUGH JOOOR

1. I dey manage my mōōd like this.
Your hello fit put you for trøúble 😁😁

2. Na when you enter university you go know say
you only fine for your area😋😋

3. Our lecturer say why i write 300 words instead
of 600 words. i
talk am say make he read am
Twice😍😍

4. Parāçetamōl now na 300naira,pls mind the way
u stréss me. infact any ārgúment now, na u win.
Buru uwa gi gawa😘😘

5. Doctor: you are so h0t
Me: thank you
Doctor: no you have Málâria 🤩

6. Abeg this phrase "A fool at 40 is a føøl
forever" Abeg them fit change the age to 50😅😅

7. It's only in this country you will lend a
friend money and you will
end up lōsing both the friendship and money😂😂

8. If Israelite know wetin Tinubu
Dey do us, Dem go know say Pharaoh nah good
man😁😁

9. Thank God say I never born For
this economy, I for don chop the pikin😀😀

10. Your status is always about Single life, wetin
come fåll your brěast🤗🤗

11. If you know you smile 😊 while reading these jokes 🤭, please 🙏 show me some love and follow me 👉 Mesioye Emmanuel

I feel sad whJûst Fîzzyd my jokes and laughed fiñish and you just go away like that without liking, commenting and sharing, my sister & broda see abeg learn to fêãr God 🙏 😊

This post remind me of the day back then in 2020 I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "you will walk." I didn't bother because I knew I was not lam€. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I coudn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare behold I walked..😂

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I was watching one American film yesterday
night with my Dad and Mum, as we were
watching the film, a young boy of my age started
romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other
and when the
guy's hand crossed the girl's private part,
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his
eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes on
the film even though I knew my dad wanted me
to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then
they both fell on the bed and the guy was about
to open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and
shouted
Have you ironed the car?
I REPLIED :
Yes
i even spread it on the rope!!!😆🚶‍♀️.........🥴🥴🥴
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Between men and mosquito 🦟 who dey disturb more at night.. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ?