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Photos from Beauty up and down's post 12/04/2026

ur best plug for available luxuries

12/04/2026
30/01/2026

*REASON I SUSPENDED MY TP STUDENT*

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Me: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Me: "I don't know."🀨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Me: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Me: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Me: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another oneπŸ™‚. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"πŸ€”

Me: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🀨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Me: "Are you kidding me?"πŸ˜•

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Me: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"πŸ€”

Me: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sirπŸ˜•, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

Me:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🀷

Me: "It's youπŸ˜’ because you are on two
weeks suspensionπŸ™„ for giving me headache.

Enjoy Am? Oya open my profile to check my catalog

Sometimes, this is all u need to make u smile. so today I decide to make u laugh and not to disturb u with come and buy market 🀣🀣🀣🀣. enjoy ur weekend

Photos from Beauty up and down's post 29/01/2026

*Zirconia earring 16000*πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†

29/01/2026

dm for urs

08/01/2026

omo no wonder children in those days d sleep too much.

nobi small shayo bi this for small pickin πŸ™„

Photos from Beauty up and down's post 07/01/2026

Dm for yours ASAP. Sold out d pain for body oh

Photos from Beauty up and down's post 27/12/2025

Beautiful kids Jwelries set #9,500

hand bags 10,500

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