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1. Founding and History: BMW, Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, was founded in 1916 in Munich, Germany, initially producing aircraft engines. The company transitioned to motorcycle production in the 1920s and eventually to automobiles in the 1930s.

2. Iconic Logo: The BMW logo, often referred to as the "roundel," consists of a black ring intersecting with four quadrants of blue and white. It represents the company's origins in aviation, with the blue and white symbolizing a spinning propeller against a clear blue sky.

3. Innovation in Technology: BMW is renowned for its innovations in automotive technology. It introduced the world's first electric car, the BMW i3, in 2013, and has been a leader in developing advanced driving assistance systems (ADAS) and hybrid powertrains.

4. Performance and Motorsport Heritage: BMW has a strong heritage in motorsport, particularly in touring car and Formula 1 racing. The brand's M division produces high-performance variants of their regular models, known for their precision engineering and exhilarating driving dynamics.

5. Global Presence: BMW is a global automotive Company

6. Luxury and Design: BMW is synonymous with luxury and distinctive design, crafting vehicles that blend elegance with cutting-edge technology and comfort.

7. Sustainable Practices: BMW has committed to sustainability, incorporating eco-friendly materials and manufacturing processes into its vehicles, as well as advancing electric vehicle technology with models like the BMW i4 and iX.

8. Global Manufacturing: BMW operates numerous production facilities worldwide, including in Germany, the United States, China, and other countries, ensuring a global reach and localized production.

9. Brand Portfolio: In addition to its renowned BMW brand, the company also owns MINI and Rolls-Royce, catering to a diverse range of automotive ta

Romans 5:8 NOV
[8] But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
Happy Easter 😊

Wishing you a Happy New Year filled with love, laughter, and all your heart's desires.🤲🙏
May the coming year bring you joy, happiness, and success in all areas of your life.
Here's to a fresh start and a brighter future! Wishing you a Happy New Year.

May the New Year bring you new opportunities, new experiences, and a renewed sense of purpose.☺️🤭
Wishing you a year filled with hope, positivity, and the courage to chase your dream.😊😊💞

Come someone nd run🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Come nd learn ooo😁😁😁😁😁

LAUGH WAN TEAR MA PANT 😂😂🚶 🚶
In Nigeria When a Babalawo👹 sees
That a problem that's beyond his power, he
demands for the teeth of a day old child and a virgin mosquito 😏🤣🤣🤣
1. When a NEPA man is dating a NEPA woman, such affair is called "Current affairs"🤣🤣🤪
Too much sense will not keh me😂😂
2. Some of our married friends are the reason we are still single,simply how is family, they will say ah marriage is not easy ooo. 😂😂😂😂
3. If a man can cheat on a rich woman who drives big cars, who are you* *Nichole* with an itel phone with no charger.*
You are just a stepping stone.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4. Having educated parents is a problem, sometimes you can't even ask of money for osmosis or medula oblongata practical
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5. Dear age mates please stop getting married, my parents are looking at me somehow🙁☹
6. Ladies will buy airtime for you and one day be like "I was there for you when you had nothing"....madam really?😲😂😢
7. Ordinary Ikeja to Oshodi bus. Small speed, You'll be shouting 'Easy oh, No kill us oh, Driver small small na.. But during s*x, your bf will be dragging you on the floor and even hit your head on the wall. You'll be screaming baby harder, kill me baby, take my soul, show no mercy,destroy me*
*May God have mercy on u women*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8. I can't kill my self just because I want to impress you with my English 😒😕 if you no fit red dis is your own conquenquency 😂😂😂
9. SEE 🤨*
*With the way this country is now, if two thieves shud enter my house and start searching everywhere for money, me sef go jst join dem*
*Abi?? 🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀me sef need money*
10. AMERICAN BURIAL*
*may her soul rest in peace, amen*
*NIGERIAN BURIAL*
*madam abeg no push me inside grave oo, the rice go reach everybody*
*LOLZZZ🤣🤣🤣🤣*
11. Only in Nigeria u will visit a girl and still give her transport fair*🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬
12. Population of light skinned girls has increased in Africa from 15% to 80% since dis phone editing applica

😂 laugh with me 😂

0.Yesterday at a wedding my foot hit a wire & the music stopped, my EX shouted "that boy can't sit down in one place when he sees food 😭😒😥

1. Guys before you marry any woman allow her to catch you cheating, if she doesn't kill u then marry her.😉

Na so Grace catch me today with NKECHI 🙆

I no fit explain😂

2. Ladies will be calling guys baby and still ask us 4 money, please do baby's have money?🤔🤷

Grace

lemme alone😂

3. A cup of RICE contains 8564 pieces don't buy if it's not complete, I will count GARRI tomorrow😁😁

4. Kissing your boyfriend when he's sleeping is one of the gesture of love, but in 9ja ladies will be searching for his chat and text Messages 😄😄😂😂😆

Aswrz🙆

Grace 😂

5. On my wedding day, short people will not be served food. I can't waste my food on people that will not grow again.
Aiii who stone me🙆 🏃🏃

6. I know a girl who used 7k to snap studio pix Last month just for her birthday, up till now she Has 13likes & 3comments So my sister no be camera if u ugly u ugly.😢🚶

7. My brother, don't be annoyed when a girl ignores your message.. Most of them don't know how to read and write.🤗🤔

8. On my wedding day, I would surprise people ehn..

Venue : Lagos state
Reception : Nasarawa state

I cannot come and feed the nation mbok🙄🤷
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9. Being a man is not easy, no make up, no wig Nothing . If you are ugly, you're ugly, nothing can save you except Money.😆

10. There is a Relationship am Watching 😂😂
Just One ☝️ Mistake... Just Only One☝️ Fiammm!!!! I'm In!! 🤣🤣

11. Kids of today can't even study with candle😒 In our time, we study using lightening. Once it flashes "Pyaaa", 3 pages down🙆🙆😂😂

12. Musa!! Oya come here... Na Who Thief one Meat Wey dey Inside pot Wey i deh reserve for your Papa?

Mama I don't Know..ooo Ask Desmond Elliot I saw him using toothpicks this morning 🙆🤣🤣

13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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DISCOVERY!

Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very Dangerous snake 🐍 has been discovered. Scientist claims that the snake is an enhanced species of the reptile family.

According to the Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases in 0.5cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30sec or less.

This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon unless it bites itself.

Surprising huh!!!

Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still on going to discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man.

This snake can only be found in Nokia Touch-light mobile phone under the game option SNAKE XENZIA I just finished playing it. 😂

I didn't force you to read o... 🙏😄 Have a lovely day my lovelies.

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than Kshs. 30, 000 Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth Kshs. 40, 000 each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife Kshs. 200 for a pot of soup, but you spend over Kshs. 3000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)
What you have to do now tag your love one and share Where is my Doctor

A man is a man

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

✅Now that I've educated you, go ahead and share to educate someone else.🙏😃
Chelsea wrote