Madeng Bol

BOOK TITLE: HOW TO MARRY WITHOUT COWS (South Sudan Edition)
Author: Madeng Bol — PhD in Dodging Dowry

Introduction:
My brothers, cows are expensive. 50 cows, 100 cows, plus goats and money. Where will we get them? This book is here to save you. Read carefully and don't try at home! 😂

CHAPTER 1: The Classic Method You Mentioned

Step 1: The Strategic Operation.
First, you find your girl. You convince her. Then... you make sure she is pregnant. Immediately after that, you vanish like MTN network in the village. Run to another state — like in Bahr El Ghazal to Juba, or Upper Nile or even outside the country to Uganda or Kenya.

Step 2: The Connector.
Now you are far away. You call your trusted friend who remained behind. Tell him," Bro, go and check on my girlfriend for me. Connect us on phone." He becomes your ambassador. He takes your calls to her every evening.

Step 3: The Victory.
You stay there until the family says, "We are tired, just bring our daughter." And because you are already far, they will say "No need for cows, just come with the girl." And boom! You have married without cows. The girl will travel alone to meet you.

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