pius d'Alpha

Men's phones 🤳are like onions🌰...if a woman hold and look at it they shade tears
and I don't know why 😂😂😂🤣

What is that hard lesson you learnt in the past that hurt you the most, it might help somebody out there 🤔

If the owner couldn't keep his/her own secret, my dear, who are you to struggle with it😄😄🤣

Why do relationships nowadays fade up so earlier 🤔🤔🤔

Good morning from the East side ✨️ 👋

34 missed calls
I6 messages from facebook
18 missed voice calls
71 hellos from WhatsApp
🤭🤭
Never promise women 💰 money

My fellow men, please let's try our best to be even more stingy against women who don't bother about helping us build any future.

Fairly used 3 year relationship for sale🤥
Very close to marriage 🤪
No abortion done🤭
DM! Whenever serious😬
Serious buyer only🤑

Do you remember the other relationship I told you I was building with Eliza, they have stolen the Cement 🙄🙄🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

Give life its meaning
Ignore that office assignment during weekends and concentrate on your hobbies
You will resume work later