Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers

Who: Uncle Bo***ge, Esq.
What: A Bonny Good Trail
When: Saturday, October 8th @ 1pm, HA 1:30pm
Where: Little Campbell Lake
Detrails: Uncle and DOA recently went for a stroll through Kincaid and he thought everyone else would be excited for a good time as well!
Notes, Rumours, Lies:
A-A
Kids/Dogs OK
Hash Cash $5

Who: R2-DCups
What: Let's Wear White After Labour Day!
When: Saturday, September 10th @ 2pm, HA 2:30pm
Where: The Blue Fox!
Detrails: Who cares if Labour Day is over?! Cum in your whitest and brightest to trail! Cleanest clothes and open toed shoes encouraged!

Notes, Rumours, Lies:
A-A
Kids/Dogs OK
ID required
Hash Cash $5
Shiggy Level 4
Fun Level 10 million!

Who: Double 'Bloody' Blow 🩴
When: Saturday, July 2nd @4:30pm
Where: Arnold L. Muldoon Park🌲
Why: Because Saturday is the beginning of my livers work week.

Theme: Clothing backwards🙃↔️

Notes, Rumors, Lies👀
A-A👣
Fur Babies: Yes
Stroller Friendly: yes
Bring ID: Not Necessary 🪪
Hash Cash: $5

A Swamp Donkey’s Guide to Los Anchorage. Presented by Sweet N Loaded & Uncle Bo***ge, ESQ! for Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers.

One day only, this Saturday 4 June. Meet at https://w3w.co/backup.falls.shark. Show at 13:00, go at 13:30. Trail will be A to A. Bring a change of shoes and clothes for the on after! Strollers and Xtratufs are HEAVILY DISCOURAGED. (I mean, you live your best life, but trust us on this one.) Large dogs OK. If your DEET is less than 100%, you will be sad and bumpy. If you do not bring it on trail to re-apply, you will be sad and bumpy. Sunscreen is always a good idea.

Hash cash is, as always, FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS.

This is Sweet N Loaded’s half-way-out trail. It might be her on out, but she might stay for a while if y’all can convince her. She’s making huge platters of Nigerian foods to feed us afterwards. On after is BYOB.

Four pints of beer
Four packets of salted peanuts
A buffered analgesic
A robe
Towel
Some pocket lint

///backup.falls.shark This is the what3words address for a 3 metre square location near Anchorage, Alaska.

WHO: DOA
WHEN: Saturday November 9 @ 1300 HA 1330
WHERE: Davenport Fields
WHAT: We’re making it a habit this year with our fourth consecutive Nun Run! Wear your costume and partake in our holy wine! Trail will be A-A.

Misman tonight?

WHAT: B2H3 #160: Swill Team Six Mission
WHO: Banana Nut Bred
WHERE: Raspberry Road Parking Lot in Kincaid Park https://goo.gl/maps/pc3EAdHZjxdw7cZD6
WHEN: Saturday, June 8th @ 1300, HA 1330
WHY: Turns out our hare is afraid of both rain, and being on time, but he wants to try it again. Trail is A-A, no strollers, dogs are ok. You must bring $5, a six pack of beer and a stabbing tool. A change of clothes is highly recommended, as is a DD to pick you up afterwards.

WHAT: B2H3 #159: Operation The Mantap-san 10 Year Anniversary
WHO: Banana Nut Bred and Low Key
WHERE: Raspberry Road Parking Lot in Kincaid Park https://goo.gl/maps/pc3EAdHZjxdw7cZD6
WHEN: Saturday, May 25th @ 1300, HA 1330
WHY: It is exactly 10 years after North Korea's second nuclear test at Mantap Mountain, and the leaders of our Swill Team want to take you all back into the trenches. Trail is A-A, no strollers, dogs are ok. You must bring $5, a six pack of beer and a stabbing tool. A change of clothes is highly recommended, as is a DD to pick you up afterwards.

Raspberry Road Parking Lot ★★★★☆ · Park · 6579 Raspberry Rd

WHO: High Filutin P***y, Just Kavita, and Subary n my Huhu
WHAT: Take Your Panties Off! (For Charity) Trail
WHEN: Saturday, May 11 @ 1300, HA 1330
WHERE: In front of the new REI building, 500 E Northern Light Blvd
WHY: HFP, Just Kavita, and Subaru want you to take your clothes off and donate them to the ARC of Anchorage this weekend! Please bring CLEAN clothes in a bag to donate at the beginning of trail. Trail is A-A, hash cash is $5.

WHO: Uncle Bo***ge, Esq
WHAT: 4x40 and Ice Mile
WHEN: Saturday, March 30th @ 1300
WHERE: Westchester Lagoon

OPTIONS:
A) Ice Mile - drink a 12oz beer, skate a lap around the oval. Repeat 4 times. Must bring your own ice skates and $5!
B) 4x40 - drink a 40oz beer, skate a lap around the oval. Repat 4 times. Must bring skates, helmet, a guaranteed ride home, and $20!
C) 4xUltra - drink a 12oz beer, run a lap around the lagoon. Repeat until ready to quit or everyone goes home. Must bring shoes and $5. May be assigned a guide for road running.

SPECIAL NOTE: Ice is melting, and may not be safe for the ice mile. Alternate option will be a straw hash, so bring shoes!

Saturday's Trail!

The adults are out of town, so we get to wreak havoc across all of Anchorage with the St. Paddy's Day hash!!!

Hare: Unnecessary Pe*******on
Trail: A-B with turkey/eagle split -- runners and walkers welcome!
Start: 3/16, 2pm at the Park Strip train (9th and E)
Bring: microspikes, hash gear, Lucky Charms, snakes, hash cash, gifts for the hare, ID, smart phone with rideshare app installed, a can-do attitude

B2H3 #154: V-Day

WHO: Wh******se Heiress
WHERE: Abbott Loop Community Park, on Elmore
WHEN: Saturday, February 16 @ 1300, HA 1330
WHAT: Wh******se Heiress wants to shower everyone with love for V-Day, and has asked that everyone show up in their lingerie for trail!

Hash cash is $5. Dogs are ok. Kids are ok, but strollers may struggle.