Brandy’s Wild Wellness

Fire c***r is jarred and ready.
🌶️🍊🍋🫚🧅🧄🌿

Organic apple c***r vinegar with the mother, packed with jalapeño, red onion, lemon, orange, ginger, garlic, horseradish, cayenne, turmeric, black peppercorn, thyme, rosemary, anise, cinnamon sticks and finished with honey.

Steeped until it bites, then strained and bottled small-batch.

Sharp, citrusy, and warm.
Made in my kitchen under Brandy’s Wild Wellness.

🌶️Available in many different sizes! From 4oz bottles up to half gallon jug🌶️

🌿Comment C***R or DM me for jars and pricing. Local pickup in Berea.🌿

Check out my daughter’s page! They are killing it with the earrings!🤎

💗 Sweet on the outside. A little attitude underneath.

Basically… skincare with a personality. 😂

Meet SUGAR & SASS ✨
Soft skin with a side of attitude.

These aren’t your average lotion—and nope, they’re not candy either. 👀

Our solid lotion buttons are handcrafted with grass-fed beef tallow, shea butter, beeswax, jojoba oil, fractionated coconut oil, sweet almond oil, vitamin E, arrowroot powder and French pink clay.

Then we gave them an absolutely delicious blend of whipped pistachio, coconut cream & sea salt caramel fragrance. 🤤

Just warm a button between your hands and massage that rich, buttery goodness into your skin.

✨ One button ≈ one pump of lotion
🌿 Made with nourishing oils & butters
💗 Perfectly portioned
🐮 Tallow-based
🤎 Handmade in small batches

And the scent?

Sweet. Creamy. A little salty. And just sassy enough. 😏

SUGAR & SASS
Soft skin with a side of attitude.

Because your lotion should have as much personality as you do. 💁‍♀️✨

🌿 Three little tins. A whole lot of plant power.

Meet a few of the wild ones in the Brandy’s Wild Wellness herbal balm lineup. 🤎

🌼 BATTLE BALM
For warriors, gardeners & clumsy humans.
Handcrafted with yarrow-infused olive oil, beeswax & vitamin E. The little tin you’ll want hanging around when life gets a little… rough around the edges. 😉

🔥 SORE NO MORE
For cranky muscles & bad decisions. 😂
A warming herbal blend made with calendula, comfrey, St. John’s Wort, arnica, cayenne, eucalyptus and other thoughtfully chosen ingredients. Perfect for a soothing massage after a long day of doing entirely too much.

🌼 LAWN LIONS
From lawn invaders to muscle saviors.
Yep—we put dandelions to work. Made with dandelion-infused olive oil, beeswax and vitamin E for a simple, handcrafted herbal balm you’ll want within reach.

No, they’re not fancy.

They’re herbs, oils, beeswax and a little bit of wild wisdom tucked into a tin. 🌿

Hand-infused. Hand-poured. Made in small batches.

Which one are you grabbing first—
Battle Balm, Sore No More or Lawn Lions? 👀🌿

👶🐮 Tiny t**h. Big attitude. Tender little hide.

Meet SAVE YOUR HIDE 🤎
Soft hide. Happy baby.

Made especially for those precious little cheeks—the ones you kiss AND the ones you diaper. 😂

Our handcrafted baby tallow cream is made with grass-fed beef tallow, coconut oil, jojoba oil, shea butter, beeswax, non-nano zinc oxide, arrowroot powder, bentonite clay and lavender essential oil. 🌿

It creates a rich, creamy layer that helps keep baby’s delicate skin feeling soft, comfortable and cared for during diaper changes.

🌿 Thoughtfully chosen ingredients
🐮 Grass-fed tallow
🤎 Rich & creamy
👶 Made with tiny hides in mind
✨ Handmade in small batches

Because babies are already responsible for enough messes…

Their little t**h doesn’t need any extra drama. 😂

SAVE YOUR HIDE
Soft hide. Happy baby.

For the cutest little cheeks in the house. 🤎👶

🌙🐮 The cows are in. The bra is off. The phone is on Do Not Disturb.

It’s PASTURE BEDTIME. 😴✨
Drift off, naturally.

Our magnesium tallow cream was made for that little end-of-the-day ritual when you’re officially DONE with everybody. 😂

Made with grass-fed beef tallow, magnesium, shea butter, jojoba oil, fractionated coconut oil, sweet almond oil, vitamin E, arrowroot powder, Brazilian clay and lavender essential oil, then finished with a soft, cozy fragrance.

Massage a little into your feet, legs or wherever you’d like as part of your nighttime wind-down routine. 🌿

🐮 Rich, creamy tallow
🌿 Magnesium + nourishing oils & butters
💜 Lavender essential oil
🌙 Made for slow, cozy evenings

Because sometimes self-care looks less like a spa day and more like…

“Nobody talk to me. It’s Pasture Bedtime.” 😂

🌙 PASTURE BEDTIME
Drift off, naturally.

🐮 Gentlemen… the cow has cleaned up nicely. 😏

Introducing COW-LOGNE
From pasture to polished.

Our whipped tallow cream made for the guy who wants soft skin… but doesn’t necessarily want to announce that he has a “skincare routine.” 😂

Rich, smooth and whipped with grass-fed beef tallow, shea butter, jojoba oil, vitamin E and arrowroot powder, then finished with our masculine Aqua di Gio-inspired fragrance.

Think fresh. Clean. Masculine. And just enough “you smell GOOD” to make people lean in a little closer. 👀

🐮 Grass-fed tallow
🌿 Simple, nourishing ingredients
✨ Rich without feeling fussy
🔥 Smells like he has his life together—even if we know better.

Ladies, this is the one you buy “for him”…

…and then mysteriously keep stealing. 😂

COW-LOGNE
From pasture to polished.

Because even cowboys need moisturized elbows. 🤠🐮

🐮🤎 Some things are better NAKED.

No perfume. No fancy scent. No trying to be something she’s not.

Meet UDDERLY NAKED ✨
No scent. No nonsense. Just tallow.

Our unscented whipped tallow cream is for those who want all the rich, creamy goodness without added fragrance.

Made with grass-fed beef tallow, shea butter, jojoba oil, coconut oil, and sweet almond oil, then whipped into a soft, luxurious cream that melts beautifully into your skin. 🌿

🤎 Unscented
🐮 Grass-fed tallow
🌿 Simple ingredients
✨ Rich, creamy & moisturizing
🙌 Perfect for anyone who says, “Just give me the good stuff.”

No fruity business.
No tropical vacation.
No smelling like dessert.

Just Udderly Naked. 😉

Sometimes naked really IS better. 🐮🤎

🖤🍇 She’s sweet. She’s a little wild. And she smells ridiculously good.

Say hello to one of our favorites — Blackberry Vanilla Whipped Tallow Cream.

Think juicy, sun-ripened blackberries softened with warm, creamy vanilla… sweet without being too sweet and cozy without being boring. 🤎

Then we whip that dreamy scent into our rich, fluffy tallow cream made with skin-loving oils and butters for a cream that melts beautifully into your skin and leaves it feeling soft, smooth and moisturized. ✨

🐮 Grass-fed beef tallow
🌿 Nourishing oils & butters
🖤 Juicy blackberry + creamy vanilla
✨ Handmade in small batches

And fair warning…

You WILL randomly smell your arm after putting this on. 😂

Blackberry Vanilla Whipped Tallow
A little sweet. A little wild. A whole lot of “what are you wearing?” 👀

Who’s already a Blackberry Vanilla fan? 🖤🙋‍♀️