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Dear maniac homeowner and domestic terrorist,

You thought it would be a good idea to put a stack of bricks behind your yard sign — you practically totaled my precious MaMi and caused me extreme emotional damage.

I was just driving along, following the rules of the road while taking a selfie for my boyfriend, when my car suddenly started drifting to the right and accidentally crashed into your ridiculous little sign.

I’m still shaking.

I’ve already alerted the authorities and will be pressing charges. You thought it would be funny to set a trap for unsuspecting motorists, but what you’ve done is reckless, incomprehensible, and incredibly stupid.

Maybe next time, think about the well-being of others before you decide to booby-trap your front yard.

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Mortuary Science Student Caught Extracting Semen From A Co**se To Impregnate Herself

A 23-year-old mortuary science student in Akron, Ohio, is facing charges after police say she was found in a funeral home preparation room under suspicious circumstances involving reproductive material from a deceased man.

Jenna Whitaker, a student at Lakeview College of Funeral Service, was arrested Friday after staff at Hargrove & Ellis Funeral Home found her in a restricted area after hours.

Investigators said the deceased was a 31-year-old man who had recently passed away. His name is being withheld out of respect for his family. Officials said his relatives had authorized standard funeral preparation only.

Police said an electroejaculation probe, a specimen cup, and a turkey baster were found on a stainless steel instrument tray near the preparation table. Detectives said Whitaker appeared to be cleaning the area when staff interrupted her, leading investigators to believe she may have already carried out the act.

According to investigators, Whitaker claimed she believed the two would have made "beautiful babies" and said she liked the idea of having a child without "a baby daddy to deal with."

Authorities are also investigating whether Whitaker used any of the collected material before staff entered the room. Prosecutors said they will ask the court to order Whitaker to undergo medical testing until it can be confirmed whether she is pregnant, including testing through her next menstrual cycle if necessary.

Officials said any confirmed pregnancy could raise further legal questions involving consent, custody, paternity, inheritance rights, and the unauthorized use of genetic material from a deceased person.

Whitaker was charged with abuse of a co**se, attempted theft of human biological material, and unauthorized access to a restricted mortuary area.

A judge ordered Whitaker to undergo a psychiatric evaluation before her next court appearance.

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