The Massage Beast
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Homeopathic Doctor | 20+ yrs Root cause medicine, Medical Massage Trauma Therapist specializing in Lymphatics, Rehab, Oncology, Fascia Remodeling, Central Nervous Reset, Regenerative Care.
Good Morning!
I heard this song again and it has been bopping in my head for weeks and I had to make my own version of this.
I use sound frequency healing and make music every day in my practice and this is my version of βevery cell.β
It feels so good πΆ:
Shake your b***y, start your day with me, and feel good beasties.
I hope you smile, sing, feel good and share with your tribe. xox
Peace, love, and healing light to everyone π
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π¨ That Brown Water In Your Ionic Foot Bath? It's Rust.
I get calls all the time about all types of products, hey doc does this work, does that work. So ionic foot baths no they do not it's a rust soak for your feet!
I can prove it β because they tested it with no feet in the water. Same color. Every time.
Let's settle this once and for all.
Ionic foot baths claim to pull heavy metals and toxins out of your body through the soles of your feet. The brown water is the "proof." Spa employees consult a color chart to tell you which organs just got cleansed.
Here's what's actually happening.
# # βοΈ The Chemistry They're Not Telling You
The device contains metal electrodes. Electrical current plus saltwater equals electrolysis β the metal corrodes rapidly and the water turns brown. This is basic chemistry. It happens with or without your feet in the water.
An independent electrical engineer tested this live. No feet. Brown water. Every time.
The sludge? Iron oxide. Rust. Not your toxins.
# # π¦Ά Your Feet Are The WORST Place To Detox Through
Here's what the science actually says β and this is where people get it wrong.
The plantar surface of your foot has a stratum corneum **16 times thicker** than the rest of your body. For absorbing or releasing substances through the skin barrier, it is one of the **least permeable surfaces you have.**
*(Source: University of Salford / NIH peer-reviewed research)*
Yes β the feet have a high density of sweat glands. But sweat gland density is not the same as the ability to extract heavy metals from your bloodstream. Completely different mechanisms. The people selling these devices are counting on you not knowing that.
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# # π¬ The Research Is Essentially Nonexistent
There is exactly **one** peer-reviewed study on ionic foot baths.
Published in the *Journal of Environmental and Public Health*, 2012. Researchers measured toxin levels in water, urine, and hair β before and after treatment.
**Conclusion: nothing. Zero meaningful reduction in toxic load.**
One study. It found nothing.
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# # β οΈ Real Heavy Metal Toxicity Is A Real Medical Condition
It's diagnosed with blood, urine, or hair analysis. It's treated with chelation therapy under clinical supervision. A foot bath is not a gentler version of that. It is not in the same category. It is not related.
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Here's What Actually Works
Warm water genuinely improves circulation, activates your parasympathetic nervous system, and lowers cortisol. That part is real.
Which is why the soaks I formulate are built on **pure magnesium, botanicals, and aromatherapy.** Real ingredients. Real mechanisms. No rust. No theater. No claims I can't defend.
Your body already knows how to detoxify. It's called your liver and your kidneys.
**Give them real support.**
*Sources: Kennedy et al., Journal of Environmental and Public Health, 2012 | University of Salford / NIH plantar skin research | Feldmann & Maibach, Journal of Investigative Dermatology | ScienceDirect Skin Absorption reference
Concave armpits or congested armpits.
One drains. One doesn't.
If you reach up right now and feel a hard swollen mass instead of a hollow β that is 20 years of lymphatic work talking β that is not normal. That is backed up.
Your armpit is a filter. Treat it like one. πΏ
05/11/2026
π FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY β NOT MEDICAL ADVICE
This is a protocol from Dr. William Makis MD outlining dosage information for Ivermectin and Fenbendazole in the context of cancer care discussion.
β οΈ I am NOT a Medical doctor. I am a Homeopathic Functional Doctor, who specializes in Oncology Prevention. In the United States by their law, I cannot diagnose or prescribe. I can advise and recommend.
This post is shared purely for informational and discussion purposes.
If you or a loved one is navigating a cancer journey, please:
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Speak with your oncologist before making ANY changes to your treatment plan
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Do your own research from multiple sources and you choose what is Right for Your body.
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Ask questions β you deserve informed answers
The conversations happening around alternative and adjunct approaches to cancer are growing.
Whether you agree or disagree, staying informed and asking questions is always your right. π
π Share if you believe in the right to access information.
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