Couch Tomato Soaps
A custom wholesale & retail bath & body company dedicated to healthy, moisturized skin. Wow! Thank you for following this journey with me.
From shampoo & conditioner bars to tallow & goat milk soaps, lotion bars, and fun bath treats—we’ve got you covered! Welcome to Couch Tomato Soaps where we provide you with a natural skincare routine that you will love. We have formed over 500 people that love what we do just as much as I do. Please check out the member part of my website as loyalty points and events are updated as well! Ordering
09/07/2026
🐓 We’re heading to Vero Beach! 🧼
Couch Tomato Soaps will be popping up at Rowdy Rooster for TWO Saturdays!
📅 September 12 & September 19
⏰ 9 AM–2 PM
📍 1103 21st St., Vero Beach, FL
Come enjoy a delicious breakfast, browse the local vendors, and stock up on our handmade tallow soaps, goat-milk favorites, body care, and more! Stop by, smell all the soaps, and say hello—we’d love to see you! ❤️
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09/07/2026
Work hard. Lather harder. 💪🧼
These custom What The Fitness soaps are available in two fresh scents:
🥥 Bamboo Coconut — smooth, creamy and tropical
🍋 Yuzu — bright, crisp and citrusy
Handcrafted by Couch Tomato Soaps and stamped with that unmistakable WTF attitude! Which scent are you grabbing first? BE YOUR OWN YOU 🤍💪🏼🦋✨🤌🏼
We’re headed to a pickle event, so of course we had to make pickle soap!
We started with our signature blend of tallow, oils, rich butters, and creamy goat milk, then gave it the perfect pickle-green color. Next, we added salt, poppy seeds for those little pickle-like speckles, and a dill-lemon pickle scent for the full pickle experience.
After pouring it into the mold, we topped it with these adorable little pickle friends—because this soap is kind of a big dill!
Now it needs to cure, and then it’ll be ready for the pickle event!!
Behind every beautiful bar of soap is a whole lot of prep work! 🧼💪
Today’s job: cutting down this giant block of tallow so it’s ready for future batches of Couch Tomato Soaps. Tallow helps us create a firm, long-lasting bar with a rich, creamy lather.
Handmade really does mean hands-on around here! Who wants to see the next step—from tallow to finished soap? 👀
09/01/2026
Your sink called… 📞
It wants better soap! 🧼
Tap the link and treat those hands.
08/29/2026
🧔♂️🎉 10 WINNERS • 10 FREE BEARD OILS! 🎉🧔♂️
World Beard Day is almost here, and Couch Tomato Soaps wants to celebrate 10 amazing bearded men with a FREE beard oil!
Know someone with a magnificent beard? Your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, friend—or even yourself? Nominate him!
HOW TO ENTER:
🛋️ Follow Couch Tomato Soaps
❤️ Like this post
🧔 Tag or name a bearded man in the comments
💬 Tell us why he deserves some beard-loving goodness!
✨ BONUS ENTRY: Share this post to your story and tag us!
You may nominate more than one person—just use a separate comment for each bearded gentleman.
🎁 Ten winners will each receive one beard oil!
📍 Palm Bay, Florida pickup only—no shipping for this giveaway.
📅 Entries are open through Friday, September 4. Winners will be announced on World Beard Day, Saturday, September 5!
Let the beard bragging begin! 👇😂
No purchase necessary. This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, administered by, or associated with Instagram or Facebook.
08/28/2026
🧼 FRIDAY FEELS BETTER WITH HANDMADE SOAP! 🧼
The weekend is officially calling… and apparently it wants you to upgrade your shower. 😂
Around here, we think a little self-care can be as simple as grabbing a beautiful bar of handmade soap and taking five minutes for YOU. ❤️
Our Couch Tomato Soaps bars are handmade in small batches with some of our favorite skin-loving ingredients:
🥩 Beef Tallow
🥥 Coconut Oil
🥑 Avocado Oil
🥭 Mango Butter
✨ Kokum Butter
🫧 Castor Oil
Because boring soap? We don’t know her. 😏
Every bar is poured, swirled, cut and created by hand — which means no two are exactly alike. And THAT is one of my favorite parts of handmade soap. 🥰
So here’s today’s very important Friday question:
👇 What’s in YOUR shower right now?
And if it isn’t Couch Tomato Soaps… we may need to talk. 😂🍅🧼
Good for your skin. Good for your skin. Good for your soul. And definitely better than boring.
08/27/2026
🧼 Just a little soap love for your Thursday! 🫧
No big announcement today. No fancy launch. Just a reminder that over here at Couch Tomato Soaps, we’re still mixing, pouring, cutting, creating…and probably smelling every single bar along the way. 😂
Our soaps are handmade in small batches with some seriously skin-loving ingredients like beef tallow, coconut oil, avocado oil, mango butter, kokum butter & castor oil — and a whole lot of love from this soap maker. ❤️
Some days you need a fancy soap.
Some days you need a fruity soap.
And some days you just need an excuse to buy yourself another bar because you definitely don’t have enough soap already. 😏🧼
✨ Tell me in the comments:
What scent would you LOVE to see me make next?
And if you haven’t checked out what we’ve been making lately, come take a peek at Couch Tomato Soaps! 🍅🧼
🍋✨ That perfect soap cut! ✨🍋
This light-yellow beauty smells like freshly juiced lemons, sweetened with a touch of creamy vanilla and sugar. It’s bright, fresh, and just sweet enough—like sunshine in a bar! ☀️🧼
Handcrafted with love by April at Couch Tomato Soaps. 💛
Be sure to check out Platts Patch for some of our favorite farm-fresh soap delights! 🚜🌾🧼
Are you a fresh-lemon lover or a sweet-lemon-dessert lover? 🍋
08/22/2026
🍑🥂 Peach Bellini Soap is officially on the curing rack!
Fresh, fruity, and full of peachy goodness, each bar is handcrafted with our custom soap formula and carefully cut by me, April—the owner and soapmaker behind Couch Tomato Soaps.
These bars need about four weeks to finish curing, and then they’ll be ready for you to enjoy! Follow along so you don’t miss the release. 🍑🧼
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