Dirty Heifer Salon

HAPPY FRIDAY, HEIFERS 🤠✨

We survived another week without completely losing the plot… or at least without anybody being able to prove it. 😂

So let’s cause a little Friday chaos in the comments:

You get ONE completely unnecessary little treat today. What are you picking?

☕ Fancy coffee
💇‍♀️ Fresh hair
🛍️ Something you absolutely did NOT need
🍰 Dessert before dinner
🍹 A drink with questionable decision-making potential
📚 A new book and nobody bothering you
😴 A nap so serious it requires a recovery period

Or tell me yours because I KNOW some of y’all have better answers. 👀

Happy Friday, Herdies. May your hair cooperate, your coffee be strong, and nobody test the tiny amount of patience you have left. 🤎😂

🤠 DADE CITY HERD, LITTLE HOUSEKEEPING BEFORE WE GET ROWDY.

While I’m getting all the little odds, ends, bells, whistles, and general second-location chaos wrangled, Dade City will be CASH + VENMO ONLY for the time being. 💸

So when you come sit your cute ass in my chair, just make sure you’ve got one or the other ready at checkout. 😂

It’s temporary, I’ll holler when that changes, and in the meantime we’re still doing what Dirty Heifer does best: damn good hair, questionable conversations, and absolutely zero judgment. 🤎🐮

Cash. Venmo. Good hair. Carry on, heifers.

HELLO FALL, YOU PRETTY LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER. 🍁🤎

The weather may still be acting confused, but your hair doesn’t have to. Fall is the perfect excuse for a little reset after months of sun, sweat, pool days, ponytails, and whatever other crimes we committed against our ends this summer. 😂

Maybe you’re craving richer dimension, a glossy brunette, buttery blonde, a fresh toner, some movement from new layers, or just a good trim and a wash that makes you feel like somebody finally put your life back together. You do not need a dramatic transformation to deserve a refresh. Sometimes a little shine, shape, and TLC is all it takes.

So bring on the cozy colors, shiny hair, cooler mornings, and the annual delusion that Florida is eventually going to participate in fall. 🤠🍂

Hey heifers! 🎄🤠 Apparently the holidays have decided to come barreling in like they pay rent, and somehow we are already talking about Thanksgiving hair, Christmas hair, family pictures, office parties, and all the other reasons you suddenly remember your roots exist. 😂

So consider this your friendly little Heifer holler to start thinking ahead about those holiday appointments. I’ve got availability in both Plant City and Dade City, but the closer we get to the holidays, the more that calendar starts doing its own disappearing act. If you already know you’re gonna want fresh color, a gloss, extensions moved up, or just a good haircut before the festive chaos hits, now is a pretty good time to claim your spot. 💕🐮

One row of weft extensions and this STUNNING fiery copper? Yeah… she came to raise a little hell. 🔥🧡

This is your sign that you do not need a full head of anything to make a big impact. Sometimes all it takes is the right pop of length, fullness, and a copper tone that refuses to be ignored. This hair is rich, spicy, glossy, and just plain pretty in the most extra way exactly how I like it.

If you’ve been wanting hair that feels a little fuller, a little bolder, and a whole lot more fun, this is your reminder that one row can do a whole lot of heavy lifting. And paired with a color like this? Baby, she’s out here serving main character with a match in her pocket. 🔥

Some days I look around my salon and think, this is really my life. I get to spend my days doing hair I love, catching up with familiar faces, and getting to know the new ones who take a chance on my chair. Y’all have made Dirty Heifer Salon a place where we can laugh, be ourselves, and leave feeling a little more like the badass we came in as. 🤎

I’m proud of the hair I create, but I’m just as grateful for the people who sit in my chair. You’ve trusted me with your hair, shared pieces of your lives with me, and let this little heifer be part of your days. Getting to do what I love with people like y’all? That’s my kind of wealth. 🐮✨

Butter blonde with layers? Oh, she’s a pretty one. 🧈✨

That creamy blonde has just enough warmth to glow, with soft dimension running through it so it catches the light from every angle. And those layers give her movement without stealing the fullness from her ends. Go ahead, look at that swish again. I did. 🤎

I love a blonde that feels bright, soft, and a little bit effortless even when we both know good hair takes work. This one understood the assignment and then showed off on the way out of the chair. 🐮

DADE CITY, I FINALLY HAVE THE ADDRESS FOR Y’ALL. 🐮🤎

Dirty Heifer Salon’s Dade City spot is at 14525 5th St, Dade City, FL, inside The Palm Studio Lofts! I know a bunch of you have been waiting for the exact location, so there she is. I’ll be doing hair there part of the time, with my first Dade City salon day on October 7.

And for my Plant City crew, I’m still there too. I’m excited to be coming home to Dade City and to finally share where you can find me. Now we can all stop saying, “Okay, but WHERE in Dade City?” 😂

Hair appointment math is simple:
you + a little free time + me with color bowls = suddenly acting brand new. 😂✨

Plant City and Dade City both have a few spots available, so if your hair has been whispering “do something with me” every time you walk past a mirror, consider this your sign. Color refresh, dimension, a fresh cut, or a full little glow-up moment, come hang out with your favorite Heifer and let’s make your hair cute again. 🤠🐮

📱 Call or text 813-355-6888 to book

Bring the hair. Bring the stories. I’ll bring the caffeine level enthusiasm and the color bowls.

Wishing every one of y’all a GOOD hair day.
The kind where the curls cooperate, the blonde is blonding, the brunette is glossy, and your hair somehow looks expensive even though you slept on it like a feral raccoon. ✨

But if you woke up, looked in the mirror, and your hair said, “Absolutely the hell not.”
If your roots are rooting, your ends are begging for mercy, your color has wandered off the property, or you’ve been wearing the same claw clip for 11 consecutive business days…

Call me. 😂

No judgment. No lectures. No pretending you haven’t considered grabbing the kitchen scissors at 10:47 PM. Just good hair, questionable conversations, and a chair where you can show up exactly as you are.

Because sometimes you don’t need a life coach.
You need your hairstylist and a fresh damn toner. 🤠💗