Josh Pacheco - Columbia Gorge Barber

🚫 DON’T BOOK WITH ME…

Seriously.

Don’t book with me if you want the fastest haircut in town.

Don’t book with me if you just want someone to throw on a guard and rush you out the door.

And definitely don’t book with me if you’re okay walking out looking the same as when you walked in.

But…

If you want a barber who pays attention to the details…
Who takes the time to understand your hair…
Who builds a haircut that grows out well…
And who wants you to leave feeling more confident than when you walked in…

Then my chair is open.

💈 Walk-ins Welcome
💈 Same-Day Appointments
💈 Kids Cuts
💈 Beard Trims

📍 414 E 2nd St, The Dalles

📲 Call or text 541-250-0319 to book.

Because a haircut isn’t just about taking hair off it’s about getting it right.

🚨 SUNDAY HOURS • ONE DAY ONLY 🚨

I almost never work Sundays.

But after a busy week and a lot of people asking for weekend availability, I’ve decided to open the shop tomorrow from 9 AM – 6 PM.

If you’ve been meaning to get a haircut but couldn’t make it in during the week, this is your chance.

💈 Same-Day Appointments Available
💈 Walk-Ins Welcome
💈 Haircuts
💈 Fades
💈 Beard Trims
💈 Kids Cuts

One of the few opportunities all year to get in with me on a Sunday.

📍 Luxury Arts Lounge
414 E. 2nd St. The Dalles
The Dalles, OR 97058

📲 DM me or text 541-250-0319 to check availability.

Don’t be the guy wishing he got a haircut when Monday morning rolls around.

🚨 EXTENDED HOURS TODAY ONLY 🚨

I hear it all the time…

“I can’t make it before work.”

Or…

“I don’t get off until most shops are closing.”

So today, I’m opening up my schedule a little earlier and staying a little later.

⏰ 8:00 AM - 7:00 PM

Whether you’re an early bird trying to get cleaned up before work or need to sneak in after a long day, I’ve got you covered.

💈 Haircuts
💈 Fades
💈 Beard Trims
💈 Kids Cuts
💈 Same-Day Appointments
💈 Walk-Ins Welcome

These extended hours are for today only.

📍 Luxury Arts Lounge
415 E. 2nd St. The Dalles

📲 DM me or text 541-250-0319 to grab a spot before they’re gone.

🚨 WEDNESDAY AVAILABILITY JUST OPENED UP 🚨

A few last-minute appointment times opened up for today, and they’re already starting to fill.

If you’ve been putting off getting a haircut, this is your chance to get cleaned up without waiting days or weeks for an opening.

💈 Fades
💈 Tapers
💈 Beard Work
💈 Kids Cuts
💈 Same-Day Appointments
💈 Walk-Ins Welcome

One thing a lot of people don’t realize is that same-day barber appointments are getting harder and harder to find in the Gorge.

Whether you’re headed to work, a summer event, family photos, a date night, or you’re just tired of wearing a hat every day, I’ve got you covered.

📍 Luxury Arts Lounge
414 E. 2nd St The Dalles

Send me a DM or text 541-250-0319 to see what’s still available.

First come, first served.

💈 THURSDAY AVAILABILITY 💈

A fresh haircut on Thursday means you’re ready before everyone else is scrambling on Friday and Saturday.

I have availability throughout the day this Thursday for anyone looking to get ahead of the weekend.

Quality cuts. Good conversation. No waiting until the last minute.

📍 Luxury Arts Lounge
414 E 2nd St. The Dalles
📲 DM or text 541-250-0319 to book

JP Cuts 💈

🚨 SAME-DAY APPOINTMENTS & WALK-INS AVAILABLE TODAY 🚨

Looking a little rough around the edges? 😂

I’ve got a few openings available today for anyone needing a fresh cut, fade, beard trim, or cleanup before the weekend.

No need to wait days or weeks for an appointment.

✅ Same-day appointments available
✅ Walk-ins welcome
✅ Fades, tapers, beard work & more
✅ Located at Luxury Arts Lounge

If you’ve been saying, “I need a haircut,” this is your sign.

📍 414 E 2nd St. The Dalles

📲 DM me for availability or text 541-250-0319 to claim a spot.

First come, first served. 💈

🚨 BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING. 🚨

If you’ve been putting off your haircut, this is your sign to quit waiting.

Appointments are open for the week, and as always, the best spots disappear first.

But here’s something I’ve been quietly working on…

A lot of you out in Odell, Parkdale, and the valley have been asking when I’m bringing JP Cuts a little closer to home.

We’re not making a huge announcement yet…

…but let’s just say I’m officially starting to take a limited number of appointments in Odell. 👀💈

This is the very beginning, and spots will be extremely limited while I build it out.

If you’ve been waiting for a premium barber experience without driving into town, now’s your chance.

Shoot me a DM if you want the details.

The next chapter starts now. 🔥

MOST OF YOU DON’T NEED A HAIRCUT…
YOU NEED TO STOP PUTTING IT OFF.

That “I’ll get one later” turns into two more weeks real quick.

So here’s your move:

💈 WORKDAY RESET — WEDNESDAY
⏰ 9AM–2PM
🔥 10% OFF ALL SERVICES

Quiet shop. Easy in and out. No fighting for evening appointments.

The guys who stay looking sharp don’t wait until they desperately need a cut, they stay ahead of it.

Tomorrow’s daytime spots are open NOW.

📍414 E 2nd St, The Dalles
📱(541) 250-0319

DM or TEXT me or lock your appointment in before the reset hours fill up. 💈

WORKDAY RESET — TUESDAY SPOTS

The daytime slots are moving quick already.

Today’s remaining openings:

⏰ 9AM
⏰ 10AM
⏰ 11AM

COMMENT WHAT SPOT YOU WANT AND I’LL LOCK YOU IN!

💈 10% OFF ALL SERVICES
(Tuesday–Thursday • 9AM–2PM)

No packed evenings.
No waiting around.
Just get in, get cleaned up, and keep your day moving.

📍414 E 2nd St, The Dalles
📱Text (541) 250-0319

— JP Cuts