Botanical Blake
Botanical Blake offers premium, handcrafted topicals designed for powerful, natural pain relief. Using high-quality botanicals and therapeutic ingredients.
Barely Legal Balms. Built Different. Https://botanical-blake.square.site
"That s**t really works bro" - Winchel Wheeler Aka Dub Dub Aka Curtis Desmorne
02/09/2026
I get these words of encouragement every so often. This is why I do it. I'm thinking of the people who it helps every day. Thank you all for trusting me ❤️
Blurred my customers' names out because, I'm not a snitch. 🤫
*For external use only*
01/11/2026
Ive been unfollowed by a few. There's only one way to handle such rhetoric.
Meet the owner. *NOT OWNED BY BLACKROCK.... (yet)
Hey South Carolina — let's get Baked. 🧈
Just dropped roots in Charleston, and I brought the good stuff down from the ride up north.
Relax Officer, it's just Baked Beef Balm
Hand-mixed pain relief in small batches. Thick texture, great smell, all natural.
No fillers, no mystery.
Built for the active Lowcountry life, or just keeping up with these Carolina days.
4,000 mg total cannabinoids (2,000 mg + 2,000 mg) · 4.2 oz jar
Premium ingredients, nothing hidden:
Frankincense, Myrrh, 24k Colloidal Gold
Grass-Fed Wagyu Tallow · Beeswax
Magnesium · White Willow Bark · Arnica · Turmeric · Ginger · Black Pepper
Camphor · Menthol · Eucalyptus · Capsaicin
Patchouli · Pine · Lavender · Roman Chamomile
Recurring customers, subscriptions, and real reviews back it up: this moves.
Available now while the window's open. (Link to purchase in comments or bio.)
SC retailers who carry clean, proven, shelf-moving product — if you're eyeing something premium before the federal h**p shift this fall... let's talk. Serious DMs welcome.
— Blake Moody
Charleston, SC
The h**p bill is dropping later this year, and it puts me at a decision point I didn’t ask for, but I can’t ignore.
I’ve got 3 good options:
1)
Partner
Find a cannabis retail license to operate under.
That means partnering with someone already licensed, and walking into that conversation with a pocket full of money and proof that the balm actually works. That proof comes from recurring customers, product reviews, subscriptions, and profits.
2)
Reformulate.
Update the recipe and try to compete in a different market that never cared about cannabinoids in the first place. Not my favorite. Feels like starting over for people who weren’t part of this story anyway.
3)
Wait out the storm.
Pack it up, shut it down, and walk away clean. Call it what it was: fun R&D, good lessons, real customers, and a hell of a ride while it lasted.
I’m not clinging to anything.
I’m just being open and honest about the options in front of me.
Either the business earns a legal partner to stand under, or it bows out and redirects when it has to. That’s life, that’s business, that’s the game.
And if it ends up being door 1, 2 or 3? I’ll walk through them the same.
It was fun, it taught me a lot, and it was good proof of concept for the next chapters.
01/07/2026
I look good.
You can’t expect a better world if you’re not part of building it.
I believe that for every company that takes advantage of people, there are many more individuals trying to do good. But the world we want only exists if we contribute to it with our actions, not just our opinions.
This year, I chose to operate differently than most of the wellness industry.
My goal was to show people that non-intoxicating cannabinoids can be used for long term daily non-addictive pain management and educate the past and the next generation — not to get anyone high — and to highlight how inflated prices are across the industry.
I made everything in small batches, which means the cost is higher than industrial scale, and even then I was able to price them at $21 when someone truly needed help. Large companies could produce the same or stronger products for much less, but they choose not to. Similar strength recipes are selling for ($100-$200) commercially. The only reason is greed.
This year I:
Took $0 in profit
Helped people directly when they told me they were hurting
Shared jars at cost or free depending on the situation
Focused on ingredient potency and affordability
Showed that pricing in the industry is not based on production limits, but on profit strategy
I’m not posting this to claim I’m better than anyone. I’m posting it because the pricing problem is real, and human beings deserve a choice, they deserve access to safe, non-intoxicating pain relief options that don’t create dependency or unrealistic expectations.
Change in any industry starts when regular people pay attention, ask questions, and build solutions that are honest and affordable. That’s what I did this year.
— Blake Moody A.K.A. Botanical Motherf**kin' Blake.
🫳🎤
💥 Boom son! What a way to start the year.
Beef Subs are LIVE…
and I got my first monthly subscriber!!
What’s a Beef Sub?
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
It’s a subscription for Baked Beef Balm — pick how often you want a jar delivered, and we ship it automatically. No reorders. No running out. No forgetting.
And for staying loyal? You get rewarded like family.
🥩 Subscription Pricing
Every 2 weeks → $21 (50% off) — 24 jars a year
Monthly → $25.20 (40% off) — 12 jars a year
Every 3 months → $31.50 (25% off) — 4 jars a year
Every 6 months → $37.80 (10% off) — 2 jars a year
One time → $42.00
If you’re buying more than one jar a year, don’t overthink it — grab a sub.
Save money. Cancel anytime. And thank me later.
🔥 Big wheel keep on turning.
New year. New systems. Same mission: never let the jars run dry.
Welcome to 2026, the year of momentum, loyalty, and A whole lotta baked beef balm.
— Botanical Blake 🐄💼🥩
I'm selling Beef Subs!
Whats a Beef Sub and how does it work?
A Beef sub is a subscription.
You'll select the frequency in which you'd like to receive a jar. Your jar will be shipped as often as you choose, no constant re-orders, no forgetting until you run out and you're left without. and you'll be handsomely rewarded for your loyalty.
Every 2 weeks → $21 (50% off) 24 yearly
Monthly → $25.20 (40% off) 12 yearly
Every 3 months → $31.50 (25% off) 4 yearly
Every 6 months → $37.80 (10% off) 2 yearly
One Time → $42.00 (0% off)
If you're buying more than one per year, go ahead and buy a sub. Get those savings. Cancel anytime. And thank me later.
I wasn’t sure how this would start. But it started.
I just sold my first quarterly Baked Beef subscription!
4 jars a year. One every 3 months.
Shipped immediately.
25% discount for the commitment.
Genuinely grateful, I hope this is the first of many.
Thank you, you know who you are.
I won't tag you, I'm not a snitch.
But Subscriptions are live.
Go lock it in!
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