Oh Hey Hil Ryan

Hats off to our neighbors.
Flood waters rise, but so does Tosa’s spirit. 💛

This past weekend, we saw neighbors helping neighbors, small businesses stepping up, and kindness flowing stronger than the rain.

We want to honor that spirit with a hat giveaway—because Tosa pride looks good on everyone.

To enter:
1️⃣ Like this post
2️⃣ Comment one way you saw our community come together during the floods
3️⃣ Tag a friend who makes Tosa stronger

Winner announced Saturday 8/16 and can pick a tee or hat of their choosing.

📣 Meet the “Tosa Trollers” – Tees & Hats Launch! 🌳👣

What started as a family joke about “trolling around town” turned into a whole vibe! We’re a Tosa family, rooted in adventure, curiosity, and just a little mischief.

Introducing our first drop:
🌈 Youth Tees – in two bright colors
🧢 Adult Hats – for grown-up Tosa adventurers
Perfect for park playdates, farmers markets, or just “trolling” your way through summer.

👕 Preorders now open the old-school way — cash or Venmo
🎒DM to claim yours before they’re gone!

Launching Soon: Youth Tees!

That’s right — the troll has been shrunk to fit your kid. And she’s looking fabulous in two fun colors.

🧼 No glitter. No sequins. Just 100% pure troll magic.
💸 Accepting preorders the old-fashioned way: cash, Venmo, or a very convincing IOU from your 8-year-old.

We’re so excited to drop these adorable youth tees in two fun colors — perfect for your little Tosa explorer. Whether they’re trolling through Hart Park or dancing at the Landing, they’ll be repping local in style.

👕 Sizes: Youth S–XL

Website’s coming soon-ish (you know, in between snacks and school supply shopping).
Until then, DM us to reserve yours before your kid’s classmate beats you to it.

📦 Local porch pickups. Maybe even a troll delivery if we’re feeling spicy!

👋🏼 Serial entrepreneur here…

Most kids get a summer jobs.
We opted to launch a tee/hat company 🤪.

Meet the revamped Ryan Half Dozen — a Wauwatosa family biz where the employees are small, the ideas are big, and the breaks are frequent.

We turned summer boredom into:
👉 T-shirts
👉 Business lessons
👉 Popcorn on the printer

Kids tees dropping soon— follow us to watch this wild ride unfold.

Cousin week at the cabin has commenced. Tubing, meat raffle, fishing, quarter machine, + ice cream on repeat for this crew ❤️

Ready to flip your metabolic health switch??

The feedback is coming in from from those that pre-ordered the “skinny juice” from me and I couldn’t be more excited for them!

Hopping up and down like the Easter bunny to shout out one of my faves, congrats Jennifer!!

Jade is such a fun promotion because it comes with a $1250 bonus and a $350 towards a Jeep of your choosing!

If There Was A Way…

You could drink something 1-2x a day that could help shrink your waist, burn your fat and make you feel amazing!?!

We have it!! An all-natural drink and metabolic health system that activates…

🚀GLP-1 hormone!
🚀your AMPK enzyme
(Regulates your metabolism and burns belly fat)

AND…It gives you ENERGY! 💥
Without any caffeine or stimulants!

It also has an enzyme that turns 50-90% of the sugar you eat into fiber, reducing your glucose calories by 50-90%!

And it works!! If you have been frustrated, battling that scale— it’s time to talk. This is our solution to those weight loss injctables!!

We are in pre-launch and sold 1.5 million in the first 2 hours!!!

If you want help… let me know!

👏🏼 ACTIVATE UNBOXING 👏🏼

Come, join me! Have a glass of wine, ask questions, leave with samples and see what all the buzz is about!

The more the merrier!