Tempus Fugit Oddities & Bodywork

Tempus Fugit is at the Grange today! Come get a massage or buy a rock!

Come on down and get some books and a copy of Jonathan Burrows book!

Kinda proud about this. As a massage therapist for the past 20 years I've worked hard to separate myself from just your average "fluff and buff" paper tigers out there. Massage is incredibly healing and super important to our everyday lives and I wouldn't be where I'm at today if I didn't have amazing mentors and colleagues who were also healthcare professionals. To the Dr.'s who trained me or the other massage therapists who took me under their wing and showed me the medical side of massage and the holistic side of massage I truly thank you! Our hard work paid off!

PRICING & SERVICES

Tempus Fugit Oddities & Bodywork

🫀🕰️Now Offering Mobile Massage in Lake County & Surrounding Areas 🕰️🫀
In-home • Businesses • Wineries • Events

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💆‍♀️ CURRENT PROMOTIONAL PRICING (LIMITED TIME)

If you book AND receive your massage before January 1, 2027, you are locked into these rates — even after prices increase.

Table Massage (Mobile):
• 60 minutes — $60
• 90 minutes — $90
• 120 minutes — $120

> 🔒 These rates are locked for returning clients who book and complete a session before January 1, 2027.

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📜 STANDARD PRICING (Effective January 1, 2027)

For bookings on or after January 1, 2027:

• 60 minutes — $75
• 90 minutes — $100
• 120 minutes — $125

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🪑 CHAIR MASSAGE

• 15 minutes — $20

✨ Events, businesses, wineries, and wellness days:
Please contact me directly for custom pricing and availability.

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🕰️ WHAT’S INCLUDED

✔ Deep Tissue (no extra charge)
✔ Focused / Therapeutic Work
✔ Customized sessions based on your needs

Optional Add-On:
• THC-Infused Coconut Oil — $25

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🚗 TRAVEL FEES (Mobile Service)

• 0–10 miles: No charge
• 11–25 miles: $15
• 26+ miles: $20

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📋 MOBILE PRACTICE POLICIES

• 24-hour cancellation required
• Client must provide a clean, safe, and accessible space for table setup
• Pets (optional): handled at client discretion so therapist can work safely
• Therapist reserves the right to decline service if the environment is unsafe
• Full payment required for inappropriate behavior or early termination

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💳 PAYMENT

✔ All forms of payment accepted

🕰️🫀 ANNOUNCEMENT FROM Tempus Fugit Oddities & Bodywork ! 🫀🕰️
For years, Tempus Fugit Oddities has been the little world I’ve carried with me to fairs, festivals, and events — a traveling booth of curiosities, craftsmanship, steampunk flair, and a touch of the wonderfully strange.

Many of you have met me there in costume, shared stories, and found treasures among the oddities.

And now…

I’m beyond excited to announce that Tempus Fugit Oddities is officially expanding to include therapeutic massage and bodywork!

We will now also be called Tempus Fugit Oddities & Bodywork!!

After renewing my certification and returning to one of my earliest passions, I’m weaving together the artistry of my brand with the healing of my hands.

Tempus Fugit Oddities & Bodywork is now offering:

💆‍♀️ Mobile Massage Therapy

I bring the table, music, and atmosphere right to your home.

🧭Bodywork for Lake County & Surrounding Areas

Serving Lakeport, Kelseyville, Upper Lake, Lucerne, Finley, and nearby communities.

🍷 On-Site Massage for Businesses & Wineries

Perfect for staff wellness, customer experiences, special events, markets, and vendor fairs.

🎪 Event & Festival Massage

Chair massage and pop-up sessions at fairs, craft markets, and steampunk gatherings.

Whether you’ve known Tempus Fugit Oddities as a booth full of art and oddities or you’re discovering this world for the first time — thank you for being part of this journey.

This expansion feels like coming full circle, connecting creativity, healing, and human connection in one place.

📜 Ready to book?

Click below to schedule your session:
https://book.squareup.com/appointments/l4tay4xf9r7321/location/LJ28ZN7312KY2/services

With gratitude, excitement, and steady hands —

Monique Burrows, CMT

Tempus Fugit Oddities & Bodywork
CAMTC #37001
Professionally Licensed & Insured

This beautiful piece $100obo

Bottle necklaces $5each

Eyeglass chains $10each or 3 for $15

Eyeglass charms $3 a pair or 2 for $5

Hello everyone! Tempus Fugit Oddities has relocated to Cali but we're selling our inventory here in Reno for the last time in a while!!

Please DM me if you're interested in what I'll be posting over the next few days!

Stay creepy!