Retro Health and Aesthetics
Classic Medicine, Functional Solutions, Redefining Beauty
09/22/2026
apparently “no” means make it a whole post...
Anyway, the boss says book your Opus and Ted treatments 🫡
🚨 ANOTHER RETRO CONTENT IDEA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
Will it make the feed? Will it get immediately vetoed? Will feelings get hurt?
Yes. ❤️
Come see us anyway 😉
09/16/2026
Not to be dramatic, but if you just swiped through this entire carousel saying “yep… yep… YEP…” 👀
It might be time to stop blaming your age, your schedule, your kids, your job, Mercury in retrograde, or the fact that you “just need more sleep.”
Hormonal changes can show up in ways you wouldn’t immediately connect to your hormones — and feeling off doesn’t have to become your new normal.
Could HRT be right for you? That starts with a conversation, your symptoms, your history, and labs — not a one-size-fits-all answer.
📍 Retro Health & Aesthetics | Worthington, Ohio
📞 614-318-4001
Come find out what your hormones have been trying to tell you.
09/11/2026
Some moments are etched into our memory forever.
On September 11, 2001, our country experienced unimaginable loss—and in the hours, days, and years that followed, extraordinary courage, sacrifice, and unity.
For Greg, as a veteran, today carries a deeply personal reminder of what it means to serve, to sacrifice, and to stand for something greater than yourself.
Today, we remember the lives that were lost. We honor the first responders who ran toward danger, the families whose lives were forever changed, and the men and women who answered the call to serve in the years that followed.
25 years later, we still remember. We still honor them. 🇺🇸
9.11.01
Behind every man who says “no significant medical history” is a wife holding 14 years of receipts.
Greg knows who the real historian is.
Follow for more unsolicited truths from your local DPC. 😂
09/09/2026
Respectfully… why are we throwing away perfectly good fat when we could be RELOCATING IT?
Enter BeautiFill — aka the most productive moving company your body has ever hired.
We take fat from an area where you’re like, yeah, you can go 👋
and use it to restore natural-looking volume somewhere you’d actually like to keep it.
♻️ Reduce unwanted fat
♻️ Transfer your OWN fat
♻️ Restore volume
♻️ Everybody gets a new zip code
It’s giving reduce, reuse, recycle — but with aesthetics.
If you’ve been searching for BeautiFill in Worthington, Columbus, or Central Ohio, hi. You found us.
📍 Retro Health & Aesthetics | Worthington, Ohio
📞 614- 318-4001
09/04/2026
It’s Friday before a holiday weekend and someone said nice things about us, so naturally we will be riding this high until at least Tuesday 😂
Easy appointments. Text us when you need us. Feel taken care of.
Happy Friday from your friends at Retro. Please make good choices this weekend.
Or don’t. We’re pretty easy to get ahold of for that Hydration IV you'll need afterwards.
Things you probably shouldn’t say to a patient for $500, Alex. 😂
Patient: “My hormone therapy is definitely working.”
Greg: “Well, duh.”
Immediate self-imposed timeout.
10/10 hormone optimization.
Questionable bedside manner. 💀
08/31/2026
Primary care should feel personal. Because it is.
It should feel like having a provider who knows you — not just what brought you in that day.
Someone who has time to listen.
Someone you can actually reach.
Someone who looks at the bigger picture instead of rushing through the next 15 minutes.
That’s the kind of healthcare we’re building at Retro.
From everyday primary care and sick visits to preventive health, weight management, hormone optimization and the things that fall somewhere in between — our goal is simple:
Know our patients. Be accessible. And take really good care of people.
If you’ve been searching for a primary care provider in Worthington or Columbus, Ohio and wondering if there’s a different way to do healthcare, there is.
📍 Retro Health & Aesthetics | Worthington, Ohio
THE CONFIDENCE IS WHAT GETS US 😂
Nothing prepares an office manager for the confidence behind “you never told me that.”
Especially when the documentation says otherwise.
Jess just chose a different coping mechanism 😅
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