PartyCorpse

Attention! Great investment opportunity!
PartyCorpse as a subsidiary of Logistico**se Incorpsorated is happy to announce that our first round of fundraising for the PartyCorpse Salami Colonic Salon is open to investors!
Message us to be put in contact with our Ponzi Team and ride this salami rocket to the moon!

Party Corpse™ would like to remind you of our World Spine Day 2for1 special on spine-fries. Perfect with a seasonal dip and veggies! Also watch for our Spineless Flopper™ line of Party Corpses™ rolling out - or flopping out - later this month!

Remember; if someone at your Halloween party falls and busts their head, not even the King's men can fix it. Don't call an ambulance, call PartyCorpse™!
Wait until they stop breathing and cash in! We are low on inventory this time of year and we will take whatever we can get! If it turns out you have a co**se deficit at your gathering, we deliver as well! Add an authentic rotting co**se stench to your haunted house with real co**ses from PartyCorpse™

New recipe book dropping soon

"I drank a whole bottle of cough syrup and then I ate my teeth."
-Satisfied PartyCorpse™️ customer

Make it look like an accident by choking them with an off brand oversized Swiss Nougat Chocolate bar this holiday season! Nobody will question it!

PartyCorpse™️ is always low on inventory this time of year. Get a few bucks in your pocket and know you're helping someone in need to enjoy their own Holiday PartyCorpse™️ product.


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Before you send your loved ones to space, consider a ™ consignment party rental! Our extensive research show that the average co**se can be the life of up to 4 parties before cremation becomes really necessary! We arrange the pickup, transportation of the PartyCorpse™ to and from the parties booked and drop off at the crematorium of your choice! Why not cash in, before your loved one cashes out!

If an alien saw you take a s**t while eating an bar, it would look to them like it fell right through.

Remember in these trying times, when frantically washing your hands in the Denny's washroom to leave some soap for the next person. We're all in this together!

PartyCorpse ™: It's hard to party when you're dead, but we can make it easier.

PartyCorpse™ offers invaluable services for today's party person. We've all been in this situation; you're having a great time at a party and all of a sudden you find someone who partied a little too hard and is now a PartyCorpse™. Gone are the days of panic and mob connections to remove the party pooper so you can keep on partying! With PartyCorpse™ we handle everything! Using our handy app, you simply summon a team of PartyCorpse™ skilled Logistico**se® technicians and never speak of it again! Conversely, if you're having a party that's running low on excitement what better way to spice it up than with your very own PartyCorpse™! We offer a discrete delivery service as well. PartyCorpse™: we take the co**ses you don't want, to the people who do!