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Paardevlei, your pit stop just got an upgrade.

Step inside Whoomph Paardevlei and you’ll get the full elevated experience, premium atmosphere, clean in-store energy, friendly guidance, and that unmistakable Whoomph Culture from the second you walk in.

Whether you’re browsing, asking questions, collecting your favourites, or just stopping by to see what’s new, this is your space to slow down, level up, and feel part of the club.

📍 Find us at Paardevlei
Scan the QR code, step inside, and come experience it for yourself.

Strain of the Week: Buddah Cake.

This one is giving full dessert-table energy, dense structure, frosty detail, and that rich indoor look that makes you stop and take a second look.

Buddah Cake sits in that premium flower lane: bold on bag appeal, layered in texture, and made for the members who appreciate the finer details of a proper indoor pick.

Expect that cake-style profile: sweet, earthy, creamy, and heavy on character.

Ask in-store or scan to order online.

Staff Pick switched up and this one came in loud. 🔥

Meet Greasy Runtz: frosty, loud, and looking like it belongs exactly where it is sitting in the palm of the person who knows what’s good.

Expect that classic Runtz-style personality: sweet, fruity, smooth on the nose, with a gassy little edge that gives it the name and the attitude.

Not every pick needs a long speech.
Some just need one look.

Ask in-store or check the Online Member Menu.
21+ only. Consume responsibly.

Ever heard of the “runner’s high”?

Most people think it’s all about endorphins but research suggests endocannabinoids may play a bigger role than we once thought.

Endocannabinoids are naturally produced by the body and form part of the endocannabinoid system, which helps support balance, mood, and that post-movement sense of calm.

A good reminder that wellness is not always one-dimensional sometimes, your body already knows how to find its rhythm.

Ask in-store about Whoomph tinctures and liposomes, and how they can form part of a mindful wellness routine.

Autumn Sundays hit different when staying in feels this good.

Soft light, warm tea, ocean views, and a slower kind of reset before the week begins. Sometimes unwinding doesn’t need big plans. Just a cozy corner, good energy, and a moment to breathe.

Whether you’re recharging solo or easing into the evening with your people, let Sunday be your reminder to slow down, reset, and reconnect with what feels good.

Sunday reset, the Whoomph way.

What’s your Sunday reset ritual?

Sea Point stop. Whoomph standard.

Our Sea Point branch brings the full elevated experience, clean space, curated shelves, easy pop-ins, and that signature Whoomph energy from the moment you walk in.

Whether you’re passing through, planning your weekend, or keeping your routine stocked, this is your coastal stop for premium culture and community.

Pop in, scan the QR, or make Sea Point part of your weekly ritual.

Weekend loading… and the group chat knows exactly where the first stop is.

Whether it’s couch sessions, slow conversations, good music, or simply unwinding with your people, Whoomph is here for the moments that turn into memories.

Pull through, stock up, and step into the weekend with the community that gets the vibe.

What’s your weekend mood: chill, social, or full send?

Hidden Gem Product: Donny Burger Rosin V**e 💎

For those who know what they’re looking for this one keeps it premium.

Donny Burger is known for a more calming, grounded profile, with pine-forward notes from its dominant terpene, pinene. Paired with a live rosin v**e format, it gives you a cleaner, flavour-led experience that stays true to the plant.

Smooth. Potent. Low-key elite.

Ask in-store or browse the Online Member Menu to see what’s available.

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We’re hiring.

Whoomph is looking for confident, reliable and detail-oriented team members to join our Gardens and Paardevlei branches.

We’re looking for someone who brings good energy, connects well with people, and understands the value of a premium in-store experience.

Requirements:
18+
Reliable transport
Solid knowledge base / product understanding
Available for retail hours
Female candidates are encouraged to apply

Think you’re the right fit?
Email your CV to [email protected]

Whoomph is looking to connect with trusted companies producing quality clones and premium genetics.

We’re open to collaborations, supplier conversations, educational content and community-driven partnerships with growers who take craft, consistency and culture seriously.

Interested in working with Whoomph?
Send us a message and let’s grow the conversation.

Email: [email protected]

House Pick Favourite: Banana Cooler 🍌✨

New drop, built for the rotation.

Banana Cooler brings that smooth, easy-going energy in a premium 5-pack pre-roll format ready for the moments when you want to keep it simple, elevated and sorted.

Whether you’re stocking up for the week, passing by your favourite branch, or choosing something trusted by the house. This one’s a solid pick.

Ask in-store or browse the Online Member Menu.
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