Otie Maposality

Judge: “Why do you want a divorce?”
Wife: “He treats our house like a hotel!”
Judge: “How?”
Wife: “He checks in at night and checks out in the morning.”

Teacher: “Why are you late?”
Student: “There was a man who lost R100.”
Teacher: “So you were helping him?”
Student: “No, I was standing on it.”
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When ever you feel lonely,just remember that there are millions of bacteria living in your body and you mean the world to them🤷🤷

"Survival mode: ACTIVATED. Never let fear dictate your pace."

Found motivation in the mess… then lost it again 😭🧹