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Celibacy 😂

January — acts emotionally unavailable but notices EVERYTHING. 🚩👀

February — disappears for 3 business days to “recharge.” 🚩🌚

March — cries, heals, forgives… then remembers everything at 2am. 🚩😭

April — naturally flirty and swears they’re “just being nice.” 🚩😭

May — stubborn with a PhD in silent treatment. 🚩🤐

June — changes moods faster than load shedding schedules. 🚩⚡

July — too loving… then suddenly cold when hurt. 🚩🧊

August — wants princess/prince treatment but acts hard to impress. 🚩👑

September — overthinks texts like it’s a crime investigation. 🚩🕵🏽‍♀️

October — charming enough to get away with almost anything. 🚩😏

November — lowkey toxic but spiritually attractive. 🚩🕯️

December — “life is for living” until accountability arrives. 🚩🍾😂

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