Colonic Care

You've looked at the website. You've watched the videos. You've probably wondered exactly how the hell the whole thing works.

At some point you've just got to experience it. 😂

You don't need to know what you're doing. You don't need to arrive "empty". And there is absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about.

That's literally what we're here for.

Book your first colonic — 0458 810 229.

You'd be surprised how often we get asked this one. 😂

During a colonic, what you're seeing is mostly stool, water and gas moving through the system. And yes, for first timers, seeing what's actually coming out can be VERY interesting.

There's something strangely satisfying about watching it all leave.

Curious about trying your first colonic? Give us a call on 0458 810 229.

Bloated again?

If you’re regularly getting to the end of the day feeling uncomfortable and distended, it’s worth paying attention rather than automatically accepting it as your normal.

Bloating can have many causes, and a colonic isn’t a diagnosis or a cure for the reason behind it. But for some clients, feeling less bloated and less heavy is one of the things they tell us they notice after a session.

If bloating is persistent, severe or changing, speak with your GP.

Ready to try something different?

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They're not the same thing.

Laxatives are medications or products that work in different ways to help produce a bowel movement. Colon hydrotherapy uses water introduced into the colon during a session to assist with emptying it.

Different approaches. Different purposes. And neither should be treated as the answer to unexplained or ongoing bowel problems without appropriate medical advice.

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Probably never.

Until you're constipated. Bloated. Uncomfortable. Or suddenly very interested in why you're not going to the toilet properly.

We spend a lot of time thinking about what goes INTO our bodies. It's worth paying some attention to the other end of the equation too.

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Let's clear this one up.

You may experience pressure, movement, cramping or that familiar "I need to go" sensation during a session. But a colonic shouldn't simply be something you grit your teeth through.

Communication with your therapist matters. If something doesn't feel right, tell us.

Got questions before your first session? 0458 810 229

Your gut doesn’t need a perfect routine.

Water. Movement. Fibre. Sleep. Listening to your body.

We can make gut health incredibly complicated, but the basics still matter.

You don’t need to do everything perfectly. Start with the simple stuff, pay attention to how your body responds and build from there.

You don't need some crazy cleanse or restrictive diet after your colonic.

Hydrate well, listen to your body and eat accordingly. Plenty of people naturally feel like keeping things simple and nourishing afterwards.

Your body has just had a session. Give it what feels good.

Book your next one: 0458 810 229

We promise you: whatever you're worried about, we've probably seen it before.

P**p doesn't embarrass us. It's literally our business. 😂

Your first session is about making you comfortable, explaining what happens and giving you the space to settle in.

Leave the embarrassment at the door. We'll take care of the rest.

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There's no magic number, despite some of the wild claims you'll see online.

How much stool is in the bowel varies enormously depending on the individual, their bowel habits, diet, anatomy and whether they're constipated.

But one thing we CAN tell you: first-time clients are often pretty surprised by what they see coming through that tube.

Want to find out for yourself? 0458 810 229