Monkey Shark

Horror Kitties have arrived. Jason Cat has a machete and he's not afraid to use it to get some snacks.

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Horror Kitties: Zombie Cat - Etsy This Gender-Neutral Adult Tops & Tees item is sold by MonkeySharkApparel. Ships from Australia. Listed on Nov 11, 2024

The 10th Life is a bitch! Free international shipping on all Monkey Shark Apparel. 25% off when purchasing 2 or more products!
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The 10th Life is a bitch! Free international shipping on all Monkey Shark Apparel. 25% off when purchasing 2 or more products!

Monkey Shark Apparel was born from an absurd idea. The concept of a Monkey and a Shark somehow becoming mortal enemies. It's ridiculous.
"They weren't built to get along" is an understatement. These two creatures literally have zero opportunities to interact with one another. So, how did they become enemies?

Nobody knows.

But man, they hate each other.

Except when they don't. Sometimes, circumstances force these unlikely foes to become equally unlikely allies.

The images that were created to fuel this mythical rivalry were not only amusing but stylish. So, as with any opportunistic being, we sought to make money off of the images by sticking them on T-shirts and hoping that other people liked them just as much as we did.

Once we stuck a monkey and a shark on a T-shirt, we thought, what other ridiculous things can we put on a T-shirt? Very quickly, "Horror Kitties" was born.

Creating these designs is fun and silly, putting them on t-shirt is capitalism at it best.

Please buy them. Lots of them. Ideally, we would like to live on a tropical island and drink from coconuts until about noon, when we will fall asleep in a large hammock. Waking up a few hours later, just in time for a massage before dinner.

Your loyal patronage could make that dream a reality.

Once we become obscenely wealthy, I swear we will buy stuff from you if you ever create an Etsy store. It will be like the circle of life, but with money. We'll be the Lion King of Etsy.

I pinky swear.

Monkey Shark: Samurai Waters - Etsy Australia This Gender-Neutral Adult Tops & Tees item is sold by MonkeySharkApparel. Is dispatched from Australia. Listed on 11 Nov, 2024

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Monkey Shark: Samurai Waters Hoodie - Etsy Australia This Gender-Neutral Adult Hoodies item is sold by MonkeySharkApparel. Is dispatched from Australia. Listed on 12 Nov, 2024

We love MonkeyShark so much that 'The Eternal Conflict' is coming to a t-shirt near you.
Free international Shipping is available on our Etsy store.
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Free International Shipping. Monkey Shark apparel is now available on our new Etsy Store
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Shop at our Etsy store for Monkey Shark Apparel and our new Horror Kitties range. Free international shipping. https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/MonkeySharkApparel?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

Monkey Shark. Steampunk Edition.

After an endless stream of battles, both opponents equally matched in deadly combat, it was decided a new approach was required to end the eternal conflict and bring victory to one.
The scores are currently tied. 1147 to 1147
Monkey to serve.