Tallow Twins

AI is beautiful and terrifying 🫠

here’s what nobody in that store is going to tell you: you can’t patent a cow. no patent means no exclusivity, no exclusivity means no margin, and no margin means nobody is buying billboards to tell you about it. that’s the whole conspiracy. it’s not that they’re hiding it. it’s that there’s no money in mentioning it.

The best biohack is a healthy relationship. Your partner will affect every inch of your health and wellness. Choose wisely.

MOVE OVER BRYAN JOHNSON

Just when I thought the world was healing, big skincare has started to commodify whimsy.

There’s something deeply un-whimsical about filling a landfill in the name of “romanticizing your life.” Whimsy has officially been snagged by the elites and the normies. We all yearn for nostalgia - how to get there? We’ll buy a face mask of course!

I dunno man, something here doesn’t sit right with me. I encourage you to take back your whimsy. Skip to work, hum while you grocery shop, play a game you loved when you were little. You don’t need to rhinestone your matcha to find this feeling.

Kind of not chic how the prescription is never:

Throw your phone in a lake.
Eat more butter.
Break up with your soy boy situationship.
Call your grandma.
Eat a sardine sandwich.
Touch grass.
Rub beef fat on your ni***es.

thx for the inspo Mavi