Goth Big Buffalo Auntie

"All that indirect posting about me."

If the shoe fits you fat f**k 😭😭😭

Funny how she’s still out here crying ‘widowed’ over her little Wi-Fi fling like she lost the love of her life 💔… meanwhile, I’m over here building an actual life with him, offline, in person, with smiles, laughs, and late-night talks she’ll never get back. I can’t be a homewrecker if there was never a home to begin with, just a few DMs and emojis. Babe, the only thing I ‘took’ was the man you pretended you had, and he’s happier than ever. We wake up next to each other, make real memories, and yeah… I still get to taste what you’re busy grieving over. Stay pressed, princess 💋

Not a homewrecker if your ‘home’ was a Facebook chat. Dry your tears, girl he’s busy tasting like me

Penta-Grahams, so tasty that it's definitely a sin--courtesy Queen Of Hearts bakery in Oakland.