Long N' Short Of It

To be or not to be… that is the question⁉️

So… when are the aliens 👽 arriving?

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞 ✈️ 🤦🏻‍♀️

𝓜𝔂 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲
𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 💔 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭
𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓝𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓴
Jasper National Park

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.
𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 🪣

We just found this out the other day...
You can 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 your 𝗣𝗘𝗧'𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦
to your veterinarian and they will share the
𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗠𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 with a 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒖𝒆! 🐾💕

A 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮 wish…
💕 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨
𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 💕

I’m currently holding it all together with 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲 and a 𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞.

It's winter in 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐚
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐚
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐚
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 is knowing it might hurt,
but doing it anyway.
𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐲 is the same.

𝐈’𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫’𝐬 𝐄𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭…
𝐈 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨!

🥂🍾𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 🎉