true life story

THIS MONTH OF MAY

1. Always remember that you can grow without destroying others.

2. Always remember that your dreams can be fulfilled without sabotaging others.

3. Always remember that nobody must go down for you to rise.

4. Always remember that nobody must be shamed or embarrassed for your smile to be sustained.

5. Always remember that while others are rising, you can also rise.

6. Always remember that finding satisfaction in the pain of others will never bring you true happiness.

7. Always remember that what you wish others is a prayer for yourself.

8. Become the good fire that genuinely lights up others, not one that ruins the joy, goodwill, and expectation of others.

9. Never take delight in causing pain or sponsoring the tears of another.

10. Allow the true FEAR OF GOD to guide your days, to STRENGTHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS and to SET YOUR COURSE

May God bless you richly!
Do have a BLESSED MONTH OF PRAISE

I CELEBRATE YOU
Happy Sunday beautiful people
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My Oyinbo friend ask me today sey what is Assu strike I tell her say na yearly Festival for Nigeria 🤪😂🤣

Gobe is when a Nigerian Police arrests you and check your phone and at that moment, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight". How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)? To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as"ROB-1" on your phone. 😀😀😂😂🏃🏃🏃

*You hate distance relationship*
*But you like distance transfer and you think distance thunder won't fire you 😂🤣🤣*🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
*Am coming back for another motivational quotes*
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When an Anambra Lady who got married after Junior WAEC post a picture Online, they be like

"Hubby's pride"

"Asa odogwu"

"Nwunye Ọga ndị Ọga"

"Lolo Ezennaya"

"Proud mother of 7 with flat tummy"

"Soon to be youngest grandmother"

"Crown dị ya"

"Nothing without Her husband"

"Wife of her Lord"

"Nwunye Ifeanyi na Ekwulọbịa"

"Nwunye Odogwu na uga"

"Lolo Eze ego na ihiala"

"Ihe egwu nke Joseph na bible"

"Otigba nke portiphar"

"Delilah nke Sampson"
"jezebel nke Ahab"

Wetin concern me sha

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Am just having this feeling that one-day I will buy banana island.
I just bought banana now,
Remaining the island.
Na small small Sha.
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ANOTHER DNA PROBLEM
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Breaking News!!!

A 61year old retired banker Chief Ade Ladipo, who leaves in Lekki secretly did DNA test for his 4 kids, the results came out negative for all of them - 3 boys and 1 girl.

The test was carried out at a popular hospital in Victoria Island.

He became so angry that he beat the children mercilessly, threw them out of the house and told them that he is not their father.

The wife Funmi, came back from market, on reaching home she didn't see any of the children.

She asked her husband the whereabouts of the kids, the next thing she saw was a knife in her husband's hand, before she could run, it was too late.

She saw herself falling to the ground with blood oozing out from her neck.

Neighbours who were attracted by the shouts and commotion held down the man and rushed the woman to the hospital, while the police were invited.

While Ade was writing statement inside the DPO's office, the DPO checked his phone and saw 20 missed calls from same number.

Ade could not recognize the unsaved number when it was shown to him but while they were contemplating whether to return the call, the phone ran again and he was prevailed upon to pick the call - it was the hospital which had been trying to reach him since he collected the DNA result.

It turned out that due to mis-tag he was handed the wrong result.

His was positive all through, meaning all his children belong to him!

The man shouted, what?!!!

A mistake or what did you say?!!

Tears ran from his eyes, his hands began to shake.

To compound matters two of his friends dashed in from the hospital where the wife was rushed, to announce she gave up the ghost 15 minutes earlier.

He thought of his dead wife and the children he threw into the street, and his body started shaking so violently that he fainted.

Alas, Guess what!?

When he opened his eyes he was sweating profusely but lying on his bed in his room,
IT WAS ALL BUT A DREAM!!!

You like stories that touch too much. Make I go to another group...
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Use it to reduce the stress of NIGERIA...

Lesson is to be patient.
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Today being the 5th day of December, 2025, I’m in receipt of the newly instituted 200 billion naira suit against me by Senator Godswill Akpabio claiming defamation on sexual harassment.

Now, I am glad that Sen. Akpabio has brought this up because the Senate Committee on Ethics and Privileges failed to grant me audience in this issue relying on the fact that Godswill Akpabio’s wife had instituted a defamatory case against me. Therefore they couldn’t attend to a matter already in court.

Albeit, I couldn’t proceed to court because by senate rules, I must still present my case before the Ethics committee (same committee that recommended my illegal suspension).

Alas, I now have a chance to prove how I was sexually harassed and how my refusal to give into his demands unleashed series of unprovoked and unprecedented attacks on my person.

See you in court Godswill Akpabio. 🙂

Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Kogi Central 🇳🇬

A man's penïs is not a lollipop and a woman's vagïna is not a plate, stop licking everything like you are doing food tasting!
Before you carry your mouth to where your destiny did not send you, read this warning.

STDs don’t respect romance.
You think because it’s just oräl, you are safe. My dear, gonorrhea will hold your throat like debt collector, herpes will follow you like network problem, and syphilis will greet you good morning anytime it likes.

Small Mouth Injury = Big Wahala. All those tiny lip cuts, gum bleëding, or mouth woünds? That’s a VIP entrance for infections. You are basically saying, Come in, door is open!

Herpes is the landlord that never evicts when it comes to licking plate
One lick… one lick…
Next thing, lifetime subscription. No cure. No free trial. No uninstall button.
Just staying in your body like stubborn tenant.

HPV is not your mate.
Oräl sëx can expose you to HPV which can even cause throat cancer. Imagine explaining to your village people that it’s not smoking that worried you, it’s licking. 😂

If you like learn, if you don’t learn now, you will learn the hard way .

I hope you learned something?

Colorectal cancer is a cancer that begins in the colon or re**um, a part of the large intestine. It often presents with symptoms like changes in bowel habits, blood in the stool, abdominal pain, and unexplained weight loss, although early stages may be asymptomatic. Prevention involves a healthy diet, exercise, and limiting alcohol, while treatment options include surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation therapy, with early screening crucial for better outcomes.

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