Reborn nails

And here's proof that I do pedicures too. 😂😂
I always find it hilarious when I get messages on Facebook or Instagram asking, "Do you do pedicures as well?"
Well... here I am, alive and pedicuring. 😏
I offer both gel pedicures and Pro Pedicures, from the simple "just make them look pretty" kind to the seriously complex cases that need a bit more love and attention.
And honestly? The really challenging feet are my favourites. 😈 They keep me on my toes (quite literally) and give me the chance to put my skills to the test.
So yes, if your feet are perfectly behaved, you're welcome. If they're a bit of a project... you're even more welcome. 😂💅🦶✨

Love you all and send you the biggest kisses! 😘💕
Officially, my two days off start now! 🎉
For the next 48 hours, I fully intend not to touch my phone, check my diary, reply to messages, move appointments around, or think about work whatsoever.
Now, we all know that's about as realistic as a quiet house with children in it... but a girl can dream. 😂😂
So I'm signing off with the best of intentions, a cup of something nice, and a level of optimism that can only be described as delusional. 😌✨
Have a lovely weekend, and thank you all for keeping me busy, supporting my little business, and generally being wonderful. ❤️
Lots of love and massive kisses to you all! 😘😘😘💕💅✨

Girls, sending you all massive kisses! 😘
This week has been absolute carnage. Between work and the kids being off on half-term, I've barely had a moment to remember my own name.
Up until now, working from home with the kids around has been manageable. This week, however, completely broke me. One after another they've had respiratory bugs, tummy bugs... honestly, it felt like I was starring in some low-budget horror film all week. 🙄😂
At this point, tomorrow they could wake up with a temperature of 70°C and I'd still be marching them off to school. (Only joking... mostly. 😂😂)
Anyway, just popping in to prove I'm still alive and haven't been swallowed whole by motherhood and germs. Despite the chaos, I've actually been super busy!
I didn't manage to photograph every set from this week... because of course I didn't. 🤦🏼‍♀️ But here are a few gel manicures and some BIAB beauties I've managed to capture. 💅✨

And the last chosen set for today is Hayley’s manicure 💅✨
I’ve still got an entire mountain of photos left to post… but honestly, exhaustion has finally caught up with me and tomorrow morning I’m back to work at the crack of doom 😂
At this point I genuinely don’t know whether I’m still considered self-employed… or just a slave employed by myself LTD 🤣
The way I work lately, I’ve basically become a guest in my own house 😂🏠
With Hayley we laughed, gossiped, solved life’s mysteries, and naturally — trimmed cuticles, added fresh BIAB layers and finished everything off with some cute little polka dots ✨
Sending you all massive kisses and I’ll see you tomorrow evening with more nail magic and more stories from the salon circus 😂💖

Here we have the absolutely gorgeous manicure for Amy H 💅✨
Right, I’ve been meaning to say this for ages… this girl has the most ridiculously contagious laugh I’ve ever heard in my life 😂
Honestly, you could be clinically dead, hear Amy laughing, and suddenly forget you’ve died. That’s how powerful it is 🤣
It’s genuinely one of those laughs that makes every single disaster in life disappear for five minutes. I adore making her laugh purely because I immediately forget all my own problems when she does 😂🖤
Anyway… back to the nails before I get emotional.
We went for another BIAB set with proper summery colours ☀️✨ Mainly because I wasn’t entirely convinced the British weather would cooperate, but I thought at least the nails should match the month we’re supposedly in… even if the sky clearly disagrees 🙄🌦️

Fiona simply cannot deal with light colours… exactly like me 😂
You can’t go around with dark humour, questionable morals and a slightly evil soul while wearing pale pink nails. Absolutely not. Let’s not be ridiculous 🤣💅
We are fully committed bad girls — we don’t play games.
So naturally we went for a BIAB manicure with a base as black as my soul, topped with a bit of blue sparkle… because if we’re going to be evil, at least let us shimmer while doing it ✨💙🖤

These 2 photos come as a package deal… because Alina and Roxi also arrived as a package deal 😂💅
And honestly, I simply do not have the emotional strength left to write two separate posts about the exact same chaos, so here we are 🤣
Basically, these two beautiful girls took advantage of my soft little emotional heart and had apparently planned to use their appointments to organise their holiday together like sensible adults…
And me? What did I do?
I talked. And talked. And told stories. And we laughed. Then got offended together. Then laughed again. Until absolutely no holiday plans were made whatsoever 😂
Somehow we also managed to struggle enormously with deciding how “simple” the nails should be… because apparently the shade of simple is actually deeply complicated 🙄✨
Either way, I loved the atmosphere so much… but I swear on my nail files I am NOT booking them together again anytime soon 😂

Right then… let’s see if any of you can guess whose nails these are — clearly created for the sole purpose of getting revenge on all the idiots in our lives 😂💅
You’ll NEVER guess that this is Leisa’s manicure. Not in a thousand years. And before you even try — no, I’m not giving clues either 🤣
Every time we meet, she spends the first hour rapid-firing the latest 4 weeks of chaos from her life at me… then it’s my turn to unload my weekly disasters… and afterwards we basically score each other’s trauma to decide who’s had it worse 😂
This time the result was officially 1–0 to her.
Her story was so traumatic it actually made mine look peaceful for once 🤣😭

Please focus on the nails, study the design carefully… and kindly ignore the hand position 😂📸
According to Shelley, every time I force her into one of my awkward photo poses, she develops full-body muscle spasms. Honestly, after she completely destroyed my soul and mental stability with:
“I want that one… but not like that… maybe the other one… actually no, not that either…”
I feel fully entitled to a little revenge 🤣💅
And today she became far too confident after discovering she’s not the only one traumatising me on a regular basis… so whatever chaos is about to follow from now on — may God help us all 😂

My dear Kelly and our absolutely unhinged purple moment 💜😂
Listen… out of the 6–7 manicures I do every day, if at least half of them aren’t slightly chaotic, dramatic or a bit “what on earth is she doing now?”, then I’m simply not satisfied 🤣
And honestly, I stand by it — why all this obsession with simplicity when we ourselves are absolutely phenomenal? 💅✨
This was another BIAB manicure, but first things first: cuticle prep, a proper tidy-up, a little snip-snip with my favourite tiny scissors… and then suddenly — BANG — the talent hit me straight in the temples 😂🎨

And then we have Amy’s manicure… you know, that absolutely unfairly gorgeous girl 😍✨
Obviously I had no choice but to give her something super classy. We went for a milky white base… although, naturally, I still had to mix it with a few other shades because apparently I’m physically incapable of leaving anything alone 😂
And of course, as always, we spent the entire appointment putting the world to rights, solving life’s problems and chatting absolute nonsense from start to finish 💅🤣