Staycations Hot Tub Holidays by Joe

🚨🎣 WOODLAKES — FINAL 2026 AVAILABILITY & PRICES 🎣🚨

ONLY 60 NIGHTS LEFT AVAILABLE FOR THE REST OF 2026!

If you've been waiting to book one of the gorgeous lakeside lodges at Woodlakes… this is your sign. 😍

🌲 CEDAR PLUS 10
🛏️ 2 bedroom lodge
♨️ Private hot tub
🎣 Your own private fishing peg
🌊 Lakeside setting

Imagine waking up right beside the water, coffee outside overlooking the lake, fishing straight from your own private peg and then finishing the evening in your hot tub. 🤌🏼

Perfect for a cosy autumn escape, fishing break, couples getaway or a few quiet days away before Christmas.

🍂 OCTOBER

📅 Monday 12th October
2 nights — £315
3 nights — £425
4 nights — £479

📅 Tuesday 20th October
2 nights — £315
3 nights — £425

🍁 NOVEMBER & DECEMBER SUNDAY ARRIVALS

Available Sunday:
1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd & 29th November
6th & 13th December

2 nights — £269
3 nights — £339
4 nights — £399
5 nights — £439

🔥 FRIDAY ARRIVALS

📅 6th, 13th & 20th November
📅 4th & 18th December

2 nights — £306
3 nights — £408

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS AT THE LAKE

📅 Wednesday 23rd December

4 nights — £799
7 nights — £1,169

Christmas morning in a lakeside lodge, private hot tub outside and your own fishing peg… yes please. 😍🎄

🥂 BETWEEN CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR

📅 Sunday 27th December

3 nights — £649
7 nights — £1,099

🎆 NEW YEAR

📅 Wednesday 30th December

3 nights — £989

Hot tub. Lakeside lodge. New Year's Eve away from everything. 🥂✨

🚨 THIS IS THE REMAINING 2026 AVAILABILITY — ONCE THESE DATES GO, THEY'RE GONE.

And don't book without using:

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Staycations Hot Tub Holidays by Joe
🌲 Hot tubs • Lodges • Fishing breaks • UK staycations
🎟️ CODE: JOE10

Happy Wednesday! We still have lodges available to check into for this weekend!

If you would like some quotes sending over DM me this morning and I'll get back to you 💜

🚨🔥 BLACK BULL WEEKEND PRICE DROP!! 🔥🚨
Fancy escaping THIS WEEKEND?! 😍♨️
Black Bull Retreat prices have just been LOWERED for arrival Friday 14th August — AND with the extra 20% LAST MINUTE DISCOUNT, these are an absolute bargain!! 👀
🌿 BLACK BULL – 2 BED PLUS

♨️ Private Hot Tub
🐾 Pet Friendly
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sleeps 4
🛏️ 2 Bedrooms
🔥 6 LODGES AVAILABLE 🔥
✨ 2 NIGHTS — £364 TOTAL
🔥 3 NIGHTS — £480 TOTAL 🔥

For just £116 more, you get the FULL 3-NIGHT WEEKEND — so if you can, make the most of it and stay until Monday! 🙌😍

Hot tub evenings, a weekend away and no rushing home Sunday morning… YES PLEASE! 🥂♨️

📍 Black Bull Retreat, Barmston
📅 Arrive Friday 14th August
⚠️ ONLY 6 TWO-BED LODGES AVAILABLE AT THESE PRICES
First come, first served — message to book! 💌

When the food is good at your hot tub location it just makes everything feel 1000x better... 😜😘 🍟 🍕 🍜

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Book with us for 10% OFF the website price on all lodges 😘

🎉🏡 FANCY A FREE STAY?! 😍

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🌘🫧 WATCH THE ECLIPSE… THEN GET IN THE HOT TUB! 🫧🌘

Okayyyy imagine this… 😍

🌲 You arrive at your cosy lodge tucked away in Sherwood Forest…
🥾 Head out for a gorgeous forest walk…
🌿 Find an open spot with views stretching for miles…
🌘 Sit back and experience the ECLIPSE…
🍽️ Then head back to your lodge, get something nice to eat…
🔥 And finish the night with a dunk in your PRIVATE HOT TUB!

Tell me that doesn't sound like the perfect little spontaneous escape?! 😍

📍 Sherwood Castle Holiday Forest
🏡 Sherwood Sylvan – 2 Bed Hot Tub Lodge
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sleeps 4
🛏️ 2 bedrooms
🐶 Pet friendly
🫧 PRIVATE HOT TUB

📅 WEDNESDAY 12TH AUGUST
🌙 1 NIGHT
🔥 JUST £199 TOTAL!! 🔥

Literally pack an overnight bag, grab some snacks and LET'S GO 😂🌘🌲🫧

Who needs a big holiday when you can make a memory like this for £199?! 🖤

🌿 YORKSHIRE ESCAPE – JUST £344! ✨🌿
📍 Applegrove 34 – Appletree Holiday Park, Scarborough. 📅 17th–21st August

🌙 4 NIGHTS
💰 ONLY £344 TOTAL!

Fancy escaping to the Yorkshire countryside this August? 😍

Applegrove 34 sits in a gorgeous rural setting on the edge of the North York Moors National Park, yet you're only around 3 miles from Scarborough! 🌊🌿

🏡 Your accommodation:
✨ Contemporary 2-bedroom holiday home
🛏️ 1 double bedroom
🛏️ 1 twin bedroom
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sleeps up to 4
🌳 Beautiful countryside surroundings
🥾 Wonderful walks right on the doorstep
🦌 Fantastic area for wildlife & exploring

And there's SO much nearby for days out...

🌊 Scarborough
🏖️ Filey
⚓ Whitby
🌿 Robin Hood's Bay
🥾 North York Moors National Park

Perfect if you want a peaceful countryside break but still want the seaside, attractions and plenty to explore nearby! 🤍

🔥 17th–21st August – 4 nights for ONLY £344! 🔥

Message to book or for more details 💌

🚨 LAST MINUTE NORFOLK RETREAT 🚨

Fancy disappearing for a couple of nights and doing absolutely NOTHING?! 😍

🌿 WOODLAKES LUX OASIS 9 🌿
🔥 PRIVATE SAUNA
✨ OUTDOOR GEODOME FOR STARGAZING
🌙 ENCLOSED PRIVATE GARDEN
🛏️ 2 COSY BEDROOMS

📅 ARRIVE TOMORROW – WEDNESDAY 13TH
📅 STAY UNTIL FRIDAY
💰 JUST £300 TOTAL!!!

YES… £300 for an August retreat stay! 🤯

This gorgeous lodge is made for switching off, relaxing and enjoying some proper peace and quiet. Spend the evening in your own private sauna, sit out in the enclosed garden or head into the dome once it gets dark for a bit of stargazing ✨🌙

Perfect for a couples escape, a girls' little wellness break or just a spontaneous “SOD IT, LET’S GO” few days away 😂

For £300 in AUGUST this is an absolute bargain!! 😍

📩 Message me to book / for more details before somebody snaps it up!

Whats app 07570087706
Or message the page to book

Code: JOE10