Tropical Tans by CB

NAIL TECHS… FANCY WORKING HERE? 👀💅🏽

We’ve got a gorgeous nail space available at Tropical Tans by CB in Dukinfield, and we’re looking for the right person to join our amazing team of creatives 🤍

This is a brilliant opportunity to run your own business, choose your own working hours and bring your existing clients into a beautiful, established space with plenty of potential to grow.

The perks? 👇🏽
✨ Bills and WiFi included
✨ Refreshments for your clients
✨ Busy footfall from our tanning and beauty businesses
✨ Promotion across our social pages
✨ Optional booking system and receptionist support
✨ A beautiful setting ready to welcome your clients

You’ll also be working alongside a team of therapists offering a whole range of treatments. Your clients can come for their nails and discover almost everything else they need under the same roof, creating a lovely experience for them and more opportunities for your business.

For the right person, training can also be provided, giving you the chance to expand your skills, introduce new treatments and grow within the business.

We’re looking for someone with an existing client base, ambition to build on it and a genuine team-player attitude. Someone who takes pride in their work and would love to be part of what we’re building.

If you’ve been looking for a space where you can work independently while still having the support, atmosphere and opportunities of a wider team, this could be the perfect fit.

Sound like your kind of place? Message us with a little about yourself, your nail page and what you’re looking for. Let’s get you in for a look around 💌

📍 Tropical Tans by CB | Dukinfield, Tameside

I fear giving us access to AI was a catastrophic error.

Barrie’s already waiting for the record deal.
I’ve updated my occupation to rapper.

Tropical Tans remains operational despite management’s rapid decline.

Please respect our privacy at this difficult time. x 😭🎤

Staff — we’re sorry.
Kids — this is your inheritance. x 😭😂

POV: You walked past the wrong tanning salon… 👀

Don’t panic…
I was only reaching for the latest bronzer. 😂🤎

Violence? Never.
Competitive tanning? Every day. 😏🌴

If you can’t find me…

I’m probably ignoring my responsibilities for 20 minutes. 🌴😂

Sometimes you don’t need all the answers.

You just need a little switch-off, a warm bed, an ice-cold slushie and 20 minutes where the world can wait.

The emails will still be there.
The group chats will survive.
The washing can wait.

Escape Ordinary.

Who’s guilty of pretending the world doesn’t exist for half an hour? 😂👇

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨

The six-week holidays have officially begun… 😅

So if you’re a parent and, at any point over the next six weeks, you need 20 minutes where nobody wants a snack, can’t find their shoes or shouts “Muuuuum!” from another room…

We’ve got you. 🌴

At Tropical Tans by CB, you can pop in for:

☀️ Luxury hybrid sunbeds
🥤 Ice-cold slushies and drinks
✨ Tanning creams, shots and gummies
💆‍♀️ Beauty, skin and aesthetic treatments
🛍️ A little browse of our jewellery and bits in store

Basically, we’re becoming Tameside’s worst-kept secret for adults needing a little escape. 😂

Sometimes 20 minutes of peace is all it takes to reset.

📍 Tropical Tans by CB
97–99 King Street, Dukinfield

Tag the person who’ll need this most before week one is even over. 😏

DID YOU REALLY THINK CB WAS ABOUT TO SPILL THE T ON CB? 👀☕️

Welcome to the documentary nobody asked for… but absolutely everybody will watch.

There were whispers.
There were theories.
There were dramatic pauses.
There was one very suspicious tanning cream.

After months of investigation, several witness statements and at least three unnecessary slow-motion shots…

The truth is finally out.

Someone swapped my usual cream for a tingle. 😭🔥

That’s it. That’s the scandal.

Anything else you thought this was about is entirely your own business. 😂

Tropical Tans by CB: The Untold Story
Now streaming absolutely nowhere.