Feel Unreal - Deep Tissue Sports Massage

Whether it’s locally in Central Scotland or around the world, you can have 5-star deep tissue sports massage services.

Kind words. 🙏 You have to find a therapist who is a good fit for you. Don’t let one massage define all massages. If you train hard and need to unwind and let go of tension you didn’t even know you had, chances are I’m a food fit.

A monthly maintenance massage doesn’t sound crazy when you put it like that…

I’m giving away TEN HALF PRICE massages! To enter, go to the contest entry link in my bio. … This is for the new Lochgelly home clinic only. New and existing clients may enter. (Remember this is deep tissue sports massage for athletes and active adults. I do not provide relaxation massages or one-time “fix” treatments to those with a sedentary lifestyle.) Any questions? Send me a DM.

New Fife home clinic available! My services are for athletes and active adults. Fatigued from the gym? Dealing with wear and tear from marathon or Hyrox training? Come on in!

Where I’ll be MAYBE SORTA KINDA. For example, I’ll probably dip back into Scotland between my trips. Really, I’ll go where the cool clients 😎 are (but not the creepy ones 🙅‍♂️). Be a part of my vision to work as a nomadic massage therapist — enquire and book! 🙌

Mobile or in-person, it’s that simple! I’ve slightly lowered my prices as I’m no longer full-time renting a studio space and I’m also building new clientele as I travel. These prices won’t last forever (unless the world ends this year!), so take advantage while they last! Deals Deals Deals 😂

I’ll be in Ireland this June and plan to return lots! If you’re an athlete wanting an unreal massage, get in touch! I can also do on-site massage at sports clubs, MMA gyms, etc.

It’s time for a new phase: wanderlust. Emails will be going out this week to Edinburgh clients, as I will still be here for a week or two at a time throughout summer. But I’ll also be building clientele throughout the UK and Ireland as I take the newly converted campervan (Eeyore) for a spin! 🚐🫏

Train your parasympathetic nervous system much? 😴🤤🥱

You squat. You deadlift. Sometimes bench. Always massage.